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Posted July 13, 2016 - 09:43 AM

Here's a joke... My social life!
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Posted July 13, 2016 - 04:26 PM

What girls hear when you are talking about tractors.

 


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Posted July 13, 2016 - 06:06 PM

Enjoy..no points please!

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Posted July 14, 2016 - 06:27 AM

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Posted July 14, 2016 - 03:28 PM

An old man rides into town on his mule, he tie's it to the hitch in front of the saloon,

       when out comes a young buck and asked the old man if he liked to dance

he then pulled his six shooter and began shooting at the old mans feet

making him dance, after the last shot the old man went to his mule pulled his carbine and asked

the young buck if he ever licked a mules ass ? No... replied the young man but I always wanted to....


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Posted July 18, 2016 - 01:27 PM

Why old men don't get the jobs.....

Job Interview:

Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Older Man : "My honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is necessarily a weakness."

Older Man : "I don't really give a **** what you think."

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Posted July 18, 2016 - 06:17 PM

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Posted July 19, 2016 - 08:50 PM

Picture of the week. Drinking & cutting grass can cause your A/C not to work... Please be careful!

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Posted July 19, 2016 - 09:10 PM

^^ That one looks like it should be in the "caption this" post

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Posted July 20, 2016 - 07:38 AM

Back on June 9th, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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Posted July 22, 2016 - 03:11 PM

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Posted July 30, 2016 - 08:38 PM

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Posted August 02, 2016 - 02:25 PM

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Posted August 02, 2016 - 07:23 PM

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Posted August 02, 2016 - 07:36 PM

I think it is missing something - the oil looks too clean.


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