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Posted May 08, 2016 - 09:15 PM

You do realize that you don't have to read the quoted part again don't you? :rolling:

Huh, I didn't realize  it was the second one at first. My screen opened on the second one first so that for me it really it was the first, not the second, and now my head does hurt...time for coffee.


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Posted May 09, 2016 - 11:12 AM

As a youth in 4-H, We had a stuffed pair of pants and one arm of a jacket that we would do that with when a cow laid down in the barns at the Fair.

Gave the city-folk something to talk about.

 

 

we would do that but this year at the "quality assurance" meeting, which is supposed to be about administering drugs, feeding, cleaning, proper care, it was all about "it's a new day and 2016, we're not in the 80's, we have to watch everything we do and say, we don't want to offend the public".

 

We also used to take white New Zealands and dye them different colors with food coloring.

 

I will be wearing my PETA shirt at the fair

People

Eating

Tasty

Animals

 

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Posted May 09, 2016 - 09:18 PM

Oh trust me, it's not much different here.



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Posted May 10, 2016 - 10:26 AM

I'm sorry if this is obvious to some of you!

 

What does it mean
when your lady wears
Minnesota Viking’s attire to bed?









You are NOT gonna score!!

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Posted May 10, 2016 - 11:46 AM

we would do that but this year at the "quality assurance" meeting, which is supposed to be about administering drugs, feeding, cleaning, proper care, it was all about "it's a new day and 2016, we're not in the 80's, we have to watch everything we do and say, we don't want to offend the public".
 
We also used to take white New Zealands and dye them different colors with food coloring.
 

It is my opinion that we could use a little MORE of the 80's in the world...
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Posted May 10, 2016 - 12:20 PM

Too funny

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Posted May 10, 2016 - 08:05 PM

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

 

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

 

 

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

 

 

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

 

 

 

The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."


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Posted May 12, 2016 - 05:04 PM

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Posted May 13, 2016 - 06:20 AM

I had a rough night last night. Dreamed all night I was a muffler. It was terrible I woke up exhausted!

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Posted May 13, 2016 - 09:58 AM

>groooannnn<

 

You folks may have heard the President's dictum on transmammalian use of bathrooms. This means the Mod's and Cat have to share now.


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Posted May 13, 2016 - 01:12 PM

>groooannnn<

You folks may have heard the President's dictum on transmammalian use of bathrooms. This means the Mod's and Cat have to share now.

Who will be forced to share? Cat or the others?

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Posted May 13, 2016 - 01:27 PM

You know Cat. What do you think?


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Posted May 13, 2016 - 05:40 PM

>groooannnn<

 

You folks may have heard the President's dictum on transmammalian use of bathrooms. This means the Mod's and Cat have to share now.

Good the stink that would be!



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Posted May 14, 2016 - 07:34 AM

A man and his wife moved back home to Minnesota from Arizona .
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was $2,000.00 a year!!!

When they arrived in Minnesota , they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Minnesota to insure, because it cost him $2,000.00 in Arizona !!!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00."

Seems logical to me ....


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Posted May 14, 2016 - 09:26 PM

LD your the best.lol
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