Strange! I never did see a generator.
Official Joke Thread
Posted April 16, 2016 - 02:53 PM
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Posted April 18, 2016 - 06:59 AM
Who is selling a generator? I need one, I have looked all over in this thread for it and still don't see it. Can someone point me in the right direction?
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Posted April 18, 2016 - 11:03 AM
Tahoe should be able to adapt this to his situation!
yea, and I got the perfect place to shock them at too
Posted April 18, 2016 - 01:28 PM
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Posted April 18, 2016 - 01:30 PM
".....for natural stupidity"
"natural selection" has been slacking here these days too!
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Posted April 21, 2016 - 09:59 PM
Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing the wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.
(Even when drunk as a skunk.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her 'MIDNIGHT'.
She didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked her why, she said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh*t,' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Posted April 22, 2016 - 07:20 AM
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Posted April 22, 2016 - 07:31 AM
Sorry, I'm unable to blow this up. Try using the Google Magnifier.
Posted April 22, 2016 - 07:39 AM
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Posted April 22, 2016 - 07:43 AM
fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he decided he
would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a
bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store
and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However,
struggling outside the store he now had a problem -- how to
carry all of his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little
old lady who told him she was lost. She asked: "Can you tell me
how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?"
The farmer said: "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very
close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry
The old lady suggested: "Why don't you put the can of paint in
the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under
each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why, thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the
old girl home. On the way he said: "Let's take my shortcut and
go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said: "I
am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know
that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the
wall and have your way with me?"
The farmer said: "Holy smokes, lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a
gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world
could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied: "Set the goose down, cover him with the
bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the
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Posted April 22, 2016 - 07:57 AM
I broke it into three pieces for you.
YOU BROKE IT????
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Posted April 22, 2016 - 01:22 PM
Here we have a picture of GTTalk's most Thesbian Moderator on his way to the Shakopee MN Civic Theater's dress rehearsal of "Flashdance, The Musical"
Actually, this is a picture of a Customer's cat who had to be shaved due to matting and its owner made it a sweat shirt as the temps are still chilly at night.
As soon as I saw the thing, I had the song Maniac pop in my head for some reason. LOL
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