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#1801 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted April 02, 2016 - 09:24 AM

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Posted April 02, 2016 - 09:43 AM

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we had a spider in our house that was so big I thought about shooting it, it was about 4" across and I was gonna shoot it with a .22 but the wife said no so I said OK you take care of it. Lol
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Posted April 02, 2016 - 10:09 AM

 

If an yone knows where to get these balloons, let us know!

 

Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way up the Interstate with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate...............
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of a ****!
Step 3.. Watch people freak out!!!!
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What if you can't drive fast enough to outrun them?



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Posted April 02, 2016 - 11:11 AM

If an yone knows where to get these balloons, let us know!

Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way up the Interstate with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate...............
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of a ****!
Step 3.. Watch people freak out!!!!
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Can't buy them yet they say.. http://www.thegreenh...r-your-car.php.

Would be awesome to have tho
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Posted April 02, 2016 - 11:13 AM

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Unfortunately there will be sooo many people who will not watch that the whole way thru and believe it enough to try it!
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Posted April 02, 2016 - 02:31 PM

Unfortunately there will be sooo many people who will not watch that the whole way thru and believe it enough to try it!

Here's another must see for them ALSO


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Posted April 02, 2016 - 04:19 PM

Can't buy them yet they say.. http://www.thegreenh...r-your-car.php.

Would be awesome to have tho

They haven't marketed them after 12 years!!! I wonder if there would be a way around the patent. Maybe a different design of rocket? I think if they were a little thinner/ smaller/more inexpensive, they would sell. Anyone on here have access to a balloon factory? How about Aaron, he's a money making kind of guy. :D 


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Posted April 02, 2016 - 04:48 PM

Here's another must see for them ALSO

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Posted April 03, 2016 - 06:02 PM

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Posted April 04, 2016 - 10:56 AM

Julia tells her husband "James that young couple that just moved in next door seem like such a loving couple!"

 

"Every morning when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses!!"

"Now, why can't you do that"

 

James looks at his wife and says "Well, honey I suppose I could but I hardly know the girl!"
 


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Posted April 05, 2016 - 07:04 AM

She said "Ever since you retired you do nothing but sit around the house all day. You could at least do something useful, like maybe vacuum the house".

"Sure why not" he says, and heads to the laundry room for the machine. Half an hour later he's back in the kitchen getting some coffee, and says, "The **** thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one".

"Really?", she says, "It worked fine the last time I used it. Show me".

So he did.

https://videos.files....leaner_dvd.mp4

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Posted April 05, 2016 - 07:32 AM

How did you get a video of me?



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Posted April 05, 2016 - 07:34 AM

Julia tells her husband "James that young couple that just moved in next door seem like such a loving couple!"

 

"Every morning when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses!!"

"Now, why can't you do that"

 

James looks at his wife and says "Well, honey I suppose I could but I hardly know the girl!"
 

 

Did he wake up in the hospital?


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Posted April 05, 2016 - 08:10 AM

Did he wake up in the hospital?

That may be the next story

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Posted April 05, 2016 - 08:20 AM

In my experience if you are asked to do something you really don't want to you do it with fervor but you make am ass out of the whole thing!!!! They won't ask again, like doing the dishes. Break a few plates and her favorite cofee cup and you are of the hook forever
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