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Posted March 29, 2016 - 12:33 PM

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Posted April 01, 2016 - 07:18 AM

 

I actually had smoked rabbit for Easter this year!  It was ggooo--ooodddd!!! :D

 

 

Please nobody pop a gasket, it's all just in humor.
I'd laugh regardless of who was in office.

 

Should that sign be on the toilet?  :rolling:


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Posted April 01, 2016 - 11:02 AM

Happy April Fools DAY


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Posted April 01, 2016 - 07:17 PM

Happy April Fools DAY

 

It is for me,it's actually my anniversary.


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Posted April 02, 2016 - 04:56 AM

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Posted April 02, 2016 - 05:14 AM

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Posted April 02, 2016 - 08:04 AM

If an yone knows where to get these balloons, let us know!

 

Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way up the Interstate with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate...............
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of a ****!
Step 3.. Watch people freak out!!!!
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Posted April 02, 2016 - 09:01 AM

How to fill your Blinker FLUID


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Posted April 02, 2016 - 09:24 AM

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Posted April 02, 2016 - 09:43 AM

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we had a spider in our house that was so big I thought about shooting it, it was about 4" across and I was gonna shoot it with a .22 but the wife said no so I said OK you take care of it. Lol
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Posted April 02, 2016 - 10:09 AM

 

If an yone knows where to get these balloons, let us know!

 

Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way up the Interstate with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate...............
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of a ****!
Step 3.. Watch people freak out!!!!
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What if you can't drive fast enough to outrun them?



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Posted April 02, 2016 - 11:11 AM

If an yone knows where to get these balloons, let us know!

Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way up the Interstate with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate...............
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of a ****!
Step 3.. Watch people freak out!!!!
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Can't buy them yet they say.. http://www.thegreenh...r-your-car.php.

Would be awesome to have tho
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Posted April 02, 2016 - 11:13 AM

How to fill your Blinker FLUID

Unfortunately there will be sooo many people who will not watch that the whole way thru and believe it enough to try it!
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Posted April 02, 2016 - 02:31 PM

Unfortunately there will be sooo many people who will not watch that the whole way thru and believe it enough to try it!

Here's another must see for them ALSO


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Posted April 02, 2016 - 04:19 PM

Can't buy them yet they say.. http://www.thegreenh...r-your-car.php.

Would be awesome to have tho

They haven't marketed them after 12 years!!! I wonder if there would be a way around the patent. Maybe a different design of rocket? I think if they were a little thinner/ smaller/more inexpensive, they would sell. Anyone on here have access to a balloon factory? How about Aaron, he's a money making kind of guy. :D 


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