Official Joke Thread
Posted March 14, 2016 - 09:07 PM
Looks like Gerald!
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Posted March 15, 2016 - 09:13 AM
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Posted March 15, 2016 - 12:03 PM
My son was working in the shop last night, overhead doors open and music blaring, when a skunk came in. the dogs tried to chase it out and one got sprayed. My son finished what he was doing and closed up the shop. About an hour later her told me what had happened and the last time he saw the skunk it was still in the shop. I went out to check and heard it scratching on the door to get out. I opened the side door and turned on the light. The dogs rushed in and got sprayed. I opened the overhead door to let it out and I lost site of it. After I closed the shop back up, I found it over by the house. The dogs started barking and the damn skunk charged at the dogs from 30 yards away. I grabbed the pellet rifle from the shop and tried to get a shot off, but you can imagine trying to find a skunk in the dark through the sight while it is chasing the dogs. I finally got a good position with the light behind it and not moving with a straight on shot. It didnt seem to phase it much at first, so I went back in the shop for more pellets. When I came back, it was laying on its side, so I popped 2 more in the vitals to make sure.
We have seen several critters with dumb rabies or distemper that act drunk and you can walk right up to them. This is the first time I have actually seen one with aggressive rabies that chases dogs. These are farm dogs and I normally dont haul them to town for shots, but this may have changed my thinking on that.
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Posted March 15, 2016 - 12:12 PM
Did you make your son sleep outside with the dogs? (phew!)
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Posted March 15, 2016 - 06:36 PM
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Posted March 16, 2016 - 09:20 AM
COMPLETE and FINISHED
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.
In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by the best linguists in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.
The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand?
Some people say there is NO difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
Here is his astute answer:
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.
When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!
He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!
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Posted March 17, 2016 - 02:31 PM
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Posted March 17, 2016 - 06:01 PM
When I was young I could hardly wait to grow older.
This sh!t is definitely not what I was expecting.
You got that right!
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Posted March 19, 2016 - 07:15 AM
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Posted March 19, 2016 - 07:26 AM
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