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#1681 LilysDad ONLINE  

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Posted February 25, 2016 - 12:16 PM

Yes, yes it does . . . . .

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Posted February 25, 2016 - 12:22 PM

I used to have that as my wife's ringtone :watch_over_fence:


Mine was an MP3 of the Peanut's Teacher.
















Until she heard it.
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Posted February 25, 2016 - 01:16 PM

What do you call a red head?

Well I called my ex Connie - among other things.


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Posted February 25, 2016 - 11:05 PM

What do you call a red head?


Usually Susan to her face and She Who Must Be Obeyed or SWMBO on BBS boards. Occaisionally, "the mother of my children", "domestic Goddess"... Tried "the one I'm sleeping with this week". That title didn't go over well....just sayin'....seems like the factoid about redhead's' tempers are more than just myth....
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Posted February 26, 2016 - 07:23 AM

When your a woman and you've got hair like that, you know a man will put up with anything to get next to you. If you want to avoid a lot of grief, your going to have to learn to settle.



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Posted February 26, 2016 - 09:06 AM

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Posted February 26, 2016 - 02:12 PM

Usually Susan to her face and She Who Must Be Obeyed or SWMBO on BBS boards. Occaisionally, "the mother of my children", "domestic Goddess"... Tried "the one I'm sleeping with this week". That title didn't go over well....just sayin'....seems like the factoid about redhead's' tempers are more than just myth....

 

yup... the redhead temper is a trait that seems to be passable to brown haired people such as me.... 



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Posted February 26, 2016 - 03:28 PM

I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving. As you know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities over the years on our way home from various social sessions.

A few nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers, and then made the mistake of topping that off with a margarita. NOT a good idea. Knowing full well I was, at bare minimum, "over the limit", I did something I have never done before: I took a taxi home. Sure enough I passed a police sobriety road block but, because it was a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home without incident (which was a real surprise).I have never driven a taxi before and am not even sure where I got it.

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Posted February 26, 2016 - 05:25 PM

I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving. As you know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities over the years on our way home from various social sessions.

A few nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers, and then made the mistake of topping that off with a margarita. NOT a good idea. Knowing full well I was, at bare minimum, "over the limit", I did something I have never done before: I took a taxi home. Sure enough I passed a police sobriety road block but, because it was a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home without incident (which was a real surprise). I have never driven a taxi before and am not even sure where I got it!

Not funny in the least. When you have a family member who thought it was funny to drive after a few and made a bad decision. Serving time in state prison and having to live with the demons that he maimed a 22 yr old for life. Sorry I am biased but that's how it is.
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Posted February 26, 2016 - 05:43 PM

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Sorry Tahoe I think your spelling was a little off.
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Posted February 26, 2016 - 05:51 PM

 

I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving. As you know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities over the years on our way home from various social sessions.

A few nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers, and then made the mistake of topping that off with a margarita. NOT a good idea. Knowing full well I was, at bare minimum, "over the limit", I did something I have never done before: I took a taxi home. Sure enough I passed a police sobriety road block but, because it was a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home without incident (which was a real surprise). I have never driven a taxi before and am not even sure where I got it!

 

Thanks for getting a ride home!


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Posted February 27, 2016 - 08:03 AM

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Sorry Tahoe I think your spelling was a little off.

 

No, I spelled it correctly. There was a Chevy at the scene, but it was going so fast, they couldn't get it in the picture. :thumbs:  :smilewink:


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Posted February 27, 2016 - 10:41 AM

What if animals in our world were FAT?

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Posted February 27, 2016 - 07:19 PM

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford truck?

You can drive a golf ball 300 feet!
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