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#1636 crittersf1 OFFLINE  

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Posted February 10, 2016 - 05:39 PM

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?


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Posted February 10, 2016 - 05:47 PM

I dunno?

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Posted February 10, 2016 - 07:47 PM

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Posted February 11, 2016 - 12:11 AM

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?



Well, to begin with, I can guess you've never tried to start a fire with a hippo. There's one "H" of a difference.
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Posted February 11, 2016 - 12:50 AM

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?


One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. :D
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Posted February 11, 2016 - 08:20 AM

Are you insinuating something?

I don't get the joke. What is a flame thrower? Are gay people called flames?



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Posted February 11, 2016 - 12:08 PM

Why don't blondes eat pickles?



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Posted February 11, 2016 - 12:46 PM

I don't get the joke. What is a flame thrower? Are gay people called flames?

 

I have always heard it as describing gay men who do the limp wrist thing, talk with a lisp, and dress very feminine, act feminine as

a "flamer" or "flaming gay"


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 12:56 PM

Why don't blondes eat pickles?

. They can't fit there head in the jar LOL.
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Posted February 11, 2016 - 01:25 PM

Why don't blondes eat pickles?

Their head won't fit in the jar!


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Posted February 11, 2016 - 03:30 PM

What do you call a Chevy pick up with dual exhaust?



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Posted February 11, 2016 - 03:52 PM

A wheel barrow.
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Posted February 11, 2016 - 09:04 PM

I don't get the joke. What is a flame thrower? Are gay people called flames?


Ha-ha. I thought you were pointing out that the poster had to be gay(not that there is anything wrong with that) because he made the joke. I thought you were making a funny!

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Posted February 12, 2016 - 08:18 AM

What do you call a Chevy pick up with dual exhaust?

 

Wow, you Ford guys are finally catching up trying to use that one on the Chevys.


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Posted February 12, 2016 - 08:20 AM

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