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#151 mjodrey OFFLINE  

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Posted March 05, 2012 - 07:02 AM

Grand,thanks a lot .That was a good one.

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Posted March 07, 2012 - 04:31 PM

You just can't fix stupid.

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Did we elect these people?

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Civil war planes?Let me know how that works out.

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All I can say is....GREAT paint job.

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"We had no idea anyone was buried there".(!??!)

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I wasn't aware that we could choose.

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This one says it all.

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Please,anyone,if you've seen this man??

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Gee,what are the odds of that?

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I would have guessed after age 19.

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Ok,now that's just mean.
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Posted March 07, 2012 - 06:43 PM

Mjodrey: Just don't know what to say about those headlines. :blink: :blink:

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Posted March 07, 2012 - 09:44 PM

Thanks for those Maynard! ...and all this time I was trying to follow ALL TEN! Maybe I'll just pick 5 easy ones and have more luck!

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Posted March 07, 2012 - 09:49 PM

Thanks for those Maynard! ...and all this time I was trying to follow ALL TEN! Maybe I'll just pick 5 easy ones and have more luck!


There are 5 EASY ones???

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Posted March 08, 2012 - 05:30 AM

There are 5 EASY ones???

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Yeah,which ones ? :laughingteeth:

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Posted March 08, 2012 - 08:48 AM

Maynard--Once again great :worshippy1: :worshippy1: :yelclap: :yelclap: Its time your posts become MANDANTORY

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Posted March 08, 2012 - 07:04 PM

There are 5 EASY ones???


Yeah,which ones ? :laughingteeth:


Well lets see, there's Thou shalt not....no not that one. How about Thou shalt not....no, not that one either...
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Posted March 10, 2012 - 07:48 AM

A late thanks for that bunch of clips Maynard :thumbs: :laughingteeth: , it amazes me what gets published in print as well as online today, no such thing as a proof reader anymore I guess.

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Posted March 10, 2012 - 07:49 PM

About a week an a half ago an Arkansas fisherman did everything right- right bait, right fishing hole, right time of day and caught a state record Largemouth bass. He took it straight to the Ark Game and Fish to have it certfied. He was doing everything right, except have a fishing license. AGF says his record has been disallowed, and he faces fines and possible jail time.--------------------------- :booboo: :rolleyes:
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Posted March 11, 2012 - 07:00 AM

They do frown on not having the license.
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Posted March 11, 2012 - 07:34 AM

They do frown on not having the license.



Funny about that,isn't it ?

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Posted March 12, 2012 - 04:22 AM

Funny about that,isn't it ?

He made the nightly news . He was all smiles with his 16# x oz lunker---dduuhh

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Posted March 12, 2012 - 04:42 AM

He made the nightly news . He was all smiles with his 16# x oz lunker---dduuhh



Yeah ! :bigrofl: :bigrofl:

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Posted March 15, 2012 - 06:12 AM

Maynard, its already been a few days since you last posted one of your gems--Your FAN BASE is hungry for more. Could this mean rioting and demonstrations in the street ?

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