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#136 Michiganmobileman OFFLINE  

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Posted February 24, 2012 - 05:20 PM

Maynard that was a good one! :laughingteeth: :laughingteeth: Where do you buy that stuff at???

JB you cant mess with them machines, if it aint punched in it aint happening. Been there, done that!! Ah man you got two (three if you count the register) of them confused with one simple transaction. I dont understand the $1 bill thing back but then again, look how confused they were by then :confuse: :confuse: :confuse: . I pay attention to how I pay (bills and change) because I do run a register from time to time, and try to be easy on their till, but I learned a long time ago to hand it all at once or the poor dummies start punching away and then they are lost. Sorry for your experience with reality but you cant fix stupid and thats the truth!!! :thumbs:
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Posted February 26, 2012 - 05:09 AM

LUV IT. :bigrofl: I wonder if its available in GALLONS .!!!

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Posted February 26, 2012 - 03:56 PM

Jim Bob and Billy got a new job and the boss sent Billy into Lowes.Billy went up to the salesman and said he needed some 4 by 2"s.The salesman say's you mean 2by 4"?Billy says yea that is what i need,the salesmen says well how long do you need them?Billy says i do not Know i will go ask the boss,Billy comes back in and says the boss says we are going to need them along time we are building a house
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Posted February 26, 2012 - 04:43 PM

That's another good one! A loooooooong time! :bigrofl:

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Posted February 27, 2012 - 07:56 AM

Well, I see the price of gasoline is finally getting up there where its finally worth something. Almost a shame to burn it !!

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Posted February 27, 2012 - 09:26 PM

Not exactly a joke,but I thought it was funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ

Wonder if Casey has seen this yet ? Maybe he should get certificates of build for his machines . ( I had to think how to state this ) :bigrofl:
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Posted February 27, 2012 - 09:33 PM

I am going to have to watch that later tonight, see if the preview has any relevance to the video LOL.

I have questioned the heredity of several of my tractors over the last few years though LOL.

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Posted February 29, 2012 - 07:17 AM


Two Ladies Talking in Heaven...

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die ?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible !

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death.

What about you ?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to
catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened ?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running around the house looking..
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the
beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack
and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... we'd both still be alive..



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Posted February 29, 2012 - 07:39 AM

That's a good one. Thanks Will!

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Posted March 03, 2012 - 07:33 AM

That was great Will.Thanks for posting that one.

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Posted March 03, 2012 - 11:54 AM

So Peter Falk overhears Sylvia and Wanda ' s conversation and thinks and thinks some more . Finally he concludes to himself - WTF at least I don't have to report this one to the D.A.

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Posted March 04, 2012 - 08:29 PM

This is a link to YouTube that was sent to me by our previous neighbor. For those of us that experience senior moments, I hope that you enjoy it.

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Posted March 04, 2012 - 08:58 PM

:bigrofl: Thanks Grand! Boy did I need that!

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Posted March 04, 2012 - 09:26 PM

I watched that and laughed heartily, then when it was over... Karen asked me what I was laughing about & I had to stop and think.

Thanks Grand.

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Posted March 05, 2012 - 06:37 AM

Good one, Grand. Thanks!




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