Official Joke Thread
Posted February 24, 2012 - 05:20 PM
JB you cant mess with them machines, if it aint punched in it aint happening. Been there, done that!! Ah man you got two (three if you count the register) of them confused with one simple transaction. I dont understand the $1 bill thing back but then again, look how confused they were by then . I pay attention to how I pay (bills and change) because I do run a register from time to time, and try to be easy on their till, but I learned a long time ago to hand it all at once or the poor dummies start punching away and then they are lost. Sorry for your experience with reality but you cant fix stupid and thats the truth!!!
- jimbobbillyray said thank you
Posted February 26, 2012 - 05:09 AM
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Posted February 26, 2012 - 04:43 PM
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Posted February 27, 2012 - 09:26 PM
Wonder if Casey has seen this yet ? Maybe he should get certificates of build for his machines . ( I had to think how to state this )
Not exactly a joke,but I thought it was funny.
- tractorgarden said thank you
Posted February 27, 2012 - 09:33 PM
I have questioned the heredity of several of my tractors over the last few years though LOL.
Posted February 29, 2012 - 07:17 AM
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven...
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die ?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible !
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death.
What about you ?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to
catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened ?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running around the house looking..
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the
beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer... we'd both still be alive..
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