I am going to share this thread with my wife later, even she'll find it funny. This is a hoot guys, thanks for the laugh!
MH81! Haven't you learned anything LOL?!
Dano, this is Alan's wife, Karen, and everything you wrote is the truth. Thank you for giving the men advice on what you obviously learned by trial and error. Now maybe the lives of all their wives, girlfriends, and mothers will be easier. Especially if they follow your wonderful guidelines. Great job! I'll let you know if my life gets any easier.
...And I can't believe that you let your wife hijack your identity like that LOL! What a shameful....( Hi Karen) display of...oops gotta go, wife is calling...