Ben, may a diseased yak visit your bathtub while you're in it. And I'm still uncomfortable with you being the official 'Cat Scratcher'. Not even sure what that would entail.
I don't know what a diseased yak is like, but I tell you what, if it comes in my bathroom while I'm in the tub in my birthday suit, it will die. I don't think the sub floor can take the stress, and the basement is a long ways down. The yak flu does not scare me, either.
I didn't say I was the official "Cat Scratcher". I said I was the official "Cat Neutering Service" but you managed to hack into the profile and change it.
I don't know what an official cat scratcher does, but its better than being the cat tickler.