So my wife's vegetarian friend was over and I had to cook something. So I made stuffed peppers and just used beans instead of meat. Turned out okay, but would have been better with meat. At least she eats cheese though, so I was able to use lots of that.
Anyway, she was all impressed that a redneck like me could cook something and said, "Did you make it from scratch?"
"Well no," I said, "I started the peppers as bedding plants, not from seed."
It took her a few seconds, but she finally got it.
Now next year I have to teach her how to grow stuff.