The wife and I have a friend who is 92 years young. She get around pretty well but she does need help from time to time so we go over and help. The wife helps her keep her bills straight and makes sure she gets to her doctors appointments. She also doesn't hear very well so I found this even funnier and thought I would share this with everyone for a laugh.
Last night the wife and I were talking about the day's activity when the phone rang. It was one of those calls, I think most all of us have gotten, where the person on the other end can just barely speak English and states he is from window's. Some times I will play around with them and exasperated them as far as I can before they hang up.
Well the other day our friend got one of these calls. I was really surprised that she could understand them as well as she did. Well the guy starts off that he is from windows and that he is calling to fix her windows. Our friend comes back with there is nothing wrong with my windows they all work fine! The guy then says no your windows is broken (Probably thinking he has a fish on the line) She then tells him no I do not have any broken windows. So this goes on for a few minutes and she finially tells him to hold on a minute. She went around her house (small house) and checked every window and came back and told him "No I just check every window and not one is broken! You don't know what you are talking about". The guy finally realizes when she is talking about and tells her no the windows on your computer. She reply's "What's that? I don't have a computer!"
She strung this guy along for a good 20 to 30 minutes. Better then I have ever done!