Welcome to the tractor asylum. We are all crazy, but it is a good kind of crazy.
There is no known cure for a tractor addiction. Some have tried building a bigger shed to contain the overflow of old iron, however this is contraindicated. the building of larger storage facilities leads to a vacuum that is filled by even more tractors.
Side effects of tractoritis may include:
Dreaming of tractors.
Constantly blackened hands.
Maniacal smile across the face of the afflicted when looking at pictures of old Garden Tractors.
Some sufferers have reported excessive alcohol consumption.
Ask you accountant if a Garden tractor is right for you.