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#1 mjodrey OFFLINE  

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 04:14 PM

Hey guys,I thought you might get a kick out of this.
For those of you who may not know,Newfoundland is one of the Maritime Provinces here in Canada.


Newfoundland Medical Dictionary

Folks in Newfoundland have the Lowest Stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.

Artery..........................................Th e study of paintings
Bacteria........................................Ba ck door to cafeteria
Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die
Benign...........................What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section................ A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan.............................................S earching for Kitty
Cauterize...............................Made eye contact with her
Colic............................................. ............... A sheep dog
Coma.............................................. ..A punctuation mark
Dilate............................................ ................... To live long
Enema............................................. .............Not a friend
Fester..................................Quicker than someone else
Fibula............................................ .................. A small lie
Impotent..............................Distinguishe d, well known
Labor Pain.................................. Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff......................................... A Doctor's cane
Morbid............................................ ......... A higher offer
Nitrates..................................... Cheaper than day rates
Node.............................................. .................... I knew it
Outpatient.............................A person who has fainted
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Posted January 06, 2011 - 05:28 PM

Thanks for the chuckles Maynard! I needed that!

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 05:55 PM

Thanks for the chuckles Maynard! I needed that!


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Posted January 06, 2011 - 07:39 PM

Always good to keep oneself up to date in medical advancements.

Glad they're updating Black's Medical Dictionary to show how the rest of the world uses the terms.

Thanks for the laugh Maynard.

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 07:41 PM

You're welcome guys,I know I found it funny.




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