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#1 M&M13 OFFLINE  

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 10:02 AM

TEXTING FOR SENIORS
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a
need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts
this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and
Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CGIUP: Can't get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GGW: Gotta Go Whiz
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHAO: Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)


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Posted January 06, 2011 - 10:17 AM

TEXTING FOR SENIORS
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a
need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts
this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and
Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CGIUP: Can't get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GGW: Gotta Go Whiz
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHAO: Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)


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Very funny, :rofl2::rofl2:We need our own code!!!!! I don't understand anything my 16 year old daughter says when she texts me.

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 10:25 AM

Those are good.

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 11:38 AM

Those TEXT codes are great !!! I'll try those on my daughter

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 01:54 PM

Good post.:bigrofl:

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 03:08 PM

Thanks AE! I needed a laugh!

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 03:54 PM

Thanks that was a good laugh.I will pass it onto the fater in law so he can stay up with the times and not be lost.

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Posted January 06, 2011 - 05:12 PM

Thanks for the laugh :D

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