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Posted January 26, 2014 - 02:58 AM

Well............ :angel:


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Posted January 26, 2014 - 07:36 AM

My filter is broken too.

The other night the MRS. said: 

"What do you have the furnace set on?  I'm hot"

I said:   "you ain't been hot in 20 years" 


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Posted January 26, 2014 - 08:18 AM

My filter is broken too.

The other night the MRS. said: 

"What do you have the furnace set on?  I'm hot"

I said:   "you ain't been hot in 20 years" 

And then the fight started!


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Posted January 26, 2014 - 08:34 AM

My filter is broken too.
The other night the MRS. said:
"What do you have the furnace set on? I'm hot"
I said: "you ain't been hot in 20 years"


I've seen people put a piece of meat over a black eye. Not sure what it does but you could try it out
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Posted January 26, 2014 - 10:08 AM

That was funny, I do the same it must be a guy thing when we like challenges. My wife recently went back to school & even though I'm supportive it has been challenging for both of us. I asked her the other day how much longer she had to go. In my disappointment I said well honey if you don't hurry you might be their first student that graduates & retires at the same time. I got a blank look at first then we both started laughing.
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Posted January 26, 2014 - 10:51 AM

drill, drill, drill, blow, blow, blow,
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Sooo much could be said hahahahaahaha sorry lack of sleep
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Posted January 26, 2014 - 10:56 AM

My filter is broken too.
The other night the MRS. said: 
"What do you have the furnace set on?  I'm hot"
I said:   "you ain't been hot in 20 years"

  

I've seen people put a piece of meat over a black eye. Not sure what it does but you could try it out


Sounds like he might need a whole body steak.
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Posted January 26, 2014 - 12:06 PM

Sooo much could be said hahahahaahaha sorry lack of sleep

Drill, drill, drill, blow, blow, blow a whole-lot-a smoke :thumbs:


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Posted January 27, 2014 - 08:33 PM

My filter is selective, I turn it off and on at will.

 

A while back we were watching NCIS and the scene where Ziva is in a bikini came on. Steph said, " I wish I looked like Ziva". Without missing a beat I said," I wish you did too." She stared at me blankly for a second then burst into laughter. It is our favorite inside joke now.

 

My ex wife however..holy crap was she sensative.

 

 

Had I been the desk clerk I would have asked the guy if he thought you were the only one that peed in the pool.


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