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#1 Traill95 ONLINE  

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Posted December 26, 2013 - 07:58 PM

     My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started.

 

 

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Posted December 26, 2013 - 08:03 PM

:rolling: Zero points with the wife for that one :rolling:  :rolling:


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Posted December 26, 2013 - 08:24 PM

some day you might learn to keep your month shut.



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Posted December 26, 2013 - 10:40 PM

Cute! Gotta show my wife! Sending this from New kindle.



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Posted December 26, 2013 - 11:19 PM

That's a good one. We never went to those because I knew I would get into a lot of trouble. My wife had a cousin that we all went to the same school with. She was very good looking & use to like me a lot. Several years after we got married we would still get the reunion invitation letters with my name & the cousins name on it & like you said then the fight started again.   :(



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Posted December 27, 2013 - 01:24 AM

This is why we cant have nice things...


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Posted December 27, 2013 - 02:15 PM

That's a good one. We never went to those because I knew I would get into a lot of trouble. My wife had a cousin that we all went to the same school with. She was very good looking & use to like me a lot. Several years after we got married we would still get the reunion invitation letters with my name & the cousins name on it & like you said then the fight started again. :(


women have a hard time seperating the past and the present.
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Posted December 27, 2013 - 04:01 PM

These jokes are great... Wives need a sense of humor.  I still call the place where we got married "The scene of the crime", but always make sure to back it up with something nice just to show I was kidding.


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Posted December 27, 2013 - 05:43 PM

These jokes are great... Wives need a sense of humor.  I still call the place where we got married "The scene of the crime", but always make sure to back it up with something nice just to show I was kidding.

my wife has one... she married me  :smilewink:   I don't dare go back to Vegas.. might be married a second time..   :wallbanging:   I joke.. i really do love my wife..



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Posted December 29, 2013 - 07:08 AM

my wife has one... she married me  :smilewink:   I don't dare go back to Vegas.. might be married a second time..   :wallbanging:   I joke.. i really do love my wife..


Sounds like you could file a case of false advertising against Vegas... "What Happens in Vegas, STAYS is Vegas" my butt...
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Posted December 29, 2013 - 11:20 AM

Sounds like you could file a case of false advertising against Vegas... "What Happens in Vegas, STAYS is Vegas" my butt...

Im glad it didn't stay thee.. I don't fly so well.. would have been a long walk home. She had to help me on the plane.. I was sedated..  Frick i hate planes.. 






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