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Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols


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#1 David Brown OFFLINE  

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Posted December 12, 2013 - 03:07 PM

My wife came home with this Christmas card and I couldn't resist posting it.  Everyone needs a good laugh every now and then.

 

#10. O Holiday Tree

 

#9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter.

 

#8. Frosty the Snowperson.

#7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Nontoxic outdoor fire (for which I do have a permit)

 

#6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.

 

#5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by an Unidentified Non-human Perpetrator.

 

#4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Un-endangered Foliage (if office policy permits)

 

#3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creatures Sing.

 

#2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection.

 

#1. I'll be Home for a Short Period of Time in December.

 


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Posted December 12, 2013 - 03:12 PM

thats about the only to not ruffle any feather of those who would or are possibly afended by our American traditions


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Posted December 12, 2013 - 04:38 PM

:bigrofl: :bigrofl:


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Posted December 12, 2013 - 07:26 PM

 #5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by an Unidentified Non-human Perpetrator.

 

 

 

 

That would be "Alleged Non-human Perpetrator" 


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Posted December 12, 2013 - 08:30 PM

Sadly, that whole thing is getting to be the truth---- not meaning to offend anyone, of course, lol.
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Posted December 12, 2013 - 08:36 PM

Are you all saying there is  NO  L      for  the  LORD   ?


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Posted December 13, 2013 - 12:29 AM

Only in America....



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Posted December 13, 2013 - 10:56 PM

I prefer the funny ones.

mythical winged person with a christmas free shoved some place uncomforfable who put the stump...




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