My wife came home with this Christmas card and I couldn't resist posting it. Everyone needs a good laugh every now and then.
#10. O Holiday Tree
#9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter.
#8. Frosty the Snowperson.
#7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Nontoxic outdoor fire (for which I do have a permit)
#6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.
#5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over by an Unidentified Non-human Perpetrator.
#4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Un-endangered Foliage (if office policy permits)
#3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creatures Sing.
#2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection.
#1. I'll be Home for a Short Period of Time in December.