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Posted December 07, 2013 - 02:00 AM

Was growing weary of the usual BEST OF ads but stumbled on this one. Had me laughing. Needed a smile and thought I'd share. Wish I could thank the writer.

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Posted December 07, 2013 - 02:27 AM


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Posted December 07, 2013 - 05:34 AM

:bigrofl:  :bigrofl:

That reminds me of a dog that we had. Just plain stupid and a good dose of ADHD. We gave it back to the folks who gave it to us. I think they are still trying to give it away yet.

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Posted December 07, 2013 - 07:01 AM

:bigrofl: :bigrofl:

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Posted December 07, 2013 - 07:44 AM

All right , just for Alan . I heard a lot of things in that town like to chase tail . Sometimes their own .
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Posted December 07, 2013 - 07:55 AM

:bigrofl:  :bigrofl: :bigrofl:  


Funny one.


I wonder how many times he had to go hunting for things like car keys...etc. and

found metal and erasers? Enough to get him to vent, by the looks of it.

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Posted December 07, 2013 - 08:47 AM

The perfect dog to watch the Mod Room. . .       after he has been cat smacked a couple of times.

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Posted December 07, 2013 - 09:38 AM

I've got a Boxer like this sometimes, I about got rid of her a month ago.

And ADHD.....bet my cat has this dog beat! The cat is only 3 secs haha

Copied it over so we have it forever to remember......


Idiot dog to any home

$20 to cover cost of electric training collar.
This dog is a North American Black and Tan Jackass, 2 years old and has ADHD.
Likes to dig. Will dig his own water bowls. He will eat any kind of food or non-foods. In the past he has eaten and returned: two pig-shaped corn holders, pencils (found metal and eraser), matchbox cars, a spoon, everything out of the compost bin, and a diamond necklace.
He's REALLY friendly and will hump any dog or small child he can find. Yes, he's neutered.
Excellent jumper. Would be a great foxhunter if he was a horse.
Can not walk in a straight line.
Can not be walked in town. He will have a meltdown; yipping, spinning, and working himself up so much that he will collapse from the sheer mental exhaustion that comes from walking to the corner store.
Will not bark at strangers in your home.
Attention span maxes out at 4 seconds. Not food, toy, clicker, or praise motivated. You can watch his brain shut off. His eyes go vacant in a blink.
Pulls. Pulls HARD. Wear gloves while working with him. I have lost skin from the leash being ripped from my hands.
Will respond to shock collar beep and occasionally vibrate settings. Ignores shock setting.
If you are interested in adopting Dingus, let me know. I'll leave him attached to the mailbox for pickup.

In case you haven't guessed, this ad is for venting purposes only. You should have seen how bad he was as a puppy.
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Posted December 07, 2013 - 10:00 AM

now that's funny

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Posted December 07, 2013 - 10:31 AM

That must be some bad dog.  Thanks Alan.

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Posted December 07, 2013 - 11:10 AM

Why not just end it??  Big dog like that might make a meal or two!

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Posted December 10, 2013 - 08:03 PM

Saw that one, beat of CL is good for chuckle sometimes. :bigrofl:

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Posted December 10, 2013 - 09:00 PM

Thanks Alan, I agree there are some good laughs to be had reading through the best of CL

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Posted December 11, 2013 - 09:09 AM

Craigslist is great for humor and odd situations .


We had a blast on craigslist last night.


Since there are several of us of various ages and martial status we have a good time at the expense of our "unattached" counter parts.  Decided to find the one boy who is 22 and recently graduated college as an engineer

I posted an ad on craigslist "looking for a companion for the night fairmont, wv"


Well I got a HUGE amount of emails.  Many scams but most were real.  Ranged from 50 to 125 dollars a night for some "fun"  I couldn't believe there was honest to god prostitutes looking for work on craigslist.  Amazed me.  I guess I am a small town boy and wasn't expecting a response.  


Back in the day a night of fun usually cost me a ride in my truck, and a 6 pack of beer.  But with the price of gas and beer these days I guess 150 dollars might be cheaper....! :D

Edited by toomanytoys84, December 11, 2013 - 09:09 AM.