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#46 wilberj ONLINE  

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Posted November 06, 2013 - 07:39 PM

So who is safe from these storys?  :rolling:



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Posted November 06, 2013 - 07:52 PM

So who is safe from these storys?  :rolling:

hopefully no one!! :thumbs: :rolling:


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Posted November 06, 2013 - 09:06 PM

So who is safe from these storys?  :rolling:

 

Well, he turned on site supporters, so its hard to say now.

 

Ben W.


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Posted November 06, 2013 - 09:08 PM

street_scene_billet_chevy_bowtie_emblems

 

That?  That's supposed to help?  Really?  :D

 

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Posted November 06, 2013 - 09:51 PM

Put that bowtie emblem on your truck and it will help a lot.  I know, I have one on mine.   Got tailgaters behind you, tromp on the accelerator and that bowtie mixes up a smoke screen that pushes the trafic back a few feet.  Mosquitos stay back too.

"Tractor tetris"  Still thinking about that.  There is a great number of folk here that play that game!


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Posted November 06, 2013 - 11:01 PM

Don't let Ben try to fool you guys.

 

I was at his house just a couple of hours ago.

 

13? HA...he's not a day older than 12 1/2 :rolling:  :rolling:  :rolling:

 

Willie is right about the scenery down here thjough.  It has to be one of the prettiest areas in the country!


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Posted November 06, 2013 - 11:47 PM

Good luck with that, Steph, lol, I thought a girl would be nice too, but all I got was boys. Oldedeere #2



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Posted November 07, 2013 - 01:43 AM

I'm thinkin' MBW(2) has got into the wacky stuff or something!!

 

Dang!  I thought the med's I was on were bad!

 

Quite creative MBWW!  I appreciated the laughs!



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Posted November 07, 2013 - 07:15 AM

Don't let Ben try to fool you guys.

 

I was at his house just a couple of hours ago.

 

13? HA...he's not a day older than 12 1/2 :rolling:  :rolling:  :rolling:

 

Willie is right about the scenery down here thjough.  It has to be one of the prettiest areas in the country!

 

Stop telling on me. :D 

 

Dave is right, folks, there's nothin' better than the Shenandoah Valley.  We were trying to bet yesterday evening what Wal-Mart parking lot would be best for him to live in once he decides to move down here full time.

 

Ben W.


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Posted November 07, 2013 - 08:52 AM

Come on Willie.....we want the next installment!  :thumbs:


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Posted May 20, 2015 - 02:11 PM

And now a reprise of Mini-biographies.

 

 

DR. Bish.

 

 

Dr. Bish is the pseudonym on an ogre named Don. Don lives in the enchanted land of NC. More specifically he lives in the enchanted land near the new JR Cigar shop.

 

Don has benevolently enslaved a race of peoples to hoard treasures for him in a secret treasure trove. He has allowed me to see this wondrous land. It may not be heaven, but it might be next door.

 

Don has one fatal flaw. He is overly generous.  He worships Uncle WIllie and on occasion gives offerings to his hero.

 

Don also has a magic hoard of beer. I like Don. He shares his beer.

 

Don has an addiction to little engines. He lines them up and makes them dance. He achieves some perverse pleasure from this line of gyrating machines.

 

Don has a very sweet wife who only allows him in the house on occasion. The rest of the time he is confined to a tiny building with all of his gyrating engines. I really don't want to know what he does in there!


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Posted May 20, 2015 - 02:19 PM

Username.

 

 

User name is a confused individual. His mother named him Username so how can he not be.

 

His hobbies are driving around the country shlepping other peoples tractors from place to place. His nomadic lifestyle is not without benefit though. He gets to play with oddball and rare tractors.

 

He occasionally comes to the enchanted land of NC to visit a friend who had a prized hoard of PK tractors including on with a front end loader that I am extremely jealous of.

 

Username is the master of trailer Tetris. He can load more things on one trailer without stacking them than the law of physics allow. I believe he made a deal with the devil to give him this ability. IT happened on night at a cross roads in Georgia when he had 400 Sq feet of tractors to load on a 30 sq ft trailer. The only way to break this deal is to make an offering to Uncle Willie of the PK with a front end loader.

 

ON his last trip to NC he and his PK hoarding friend (whos name I forget, but I know where he lives) made an offering to their favorite Uncle of many tractor frames and a monstrous tarp. This offering appeased his Uncle for a while.

 

Username drives a Chevy. So he is aces in my book.


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Posted May 20, 2015 - 04:01 PM

Here we go again!






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