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Posted November 04, 2013 - 07:39 PM

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

 

I think I blew a seal somewhere by laughing. 

 

My advice tonight is that boredom is a dangerous thing.  I'm collecting signatures to petition Steph to untie you.  Anybody else volunteering to join me?

 

Ben W.

Actually, I was hoping to read a few more before he gets untied...


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Posted November 04, 2013 - 08:05 PM

Actually, I was hoping to read a few more before he gets untied...

 

True, true.  Maybe she could leave him for one evening.  That might be all George would allow, anyway.

 

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Posted November 04, 2013 - 08:19 PM

Just might be all the laughs we can handle for the night. :D  :D



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Posted November 04, 2013 - 10:15 PM

There's something seriously wrong ( might even be the medication but I doubt it) with the man, but I like it. Keep'em coming Willie.



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Posted November 04, 2013 - 11:33 PM

There's gotta be something in the well water, or you've been burning

some funny stuff out in the yard. WOW, that's some creative story telling.

 

Keep em coming. I LMAO


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Posted November 05, 2013 - 06:41 AM

What a nut. :rolling:



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Posted November 05, 2013 - 03:59 PM

Iamsherwood

 

 

This in an interesting man who thinks himself to be an entire English forest. No word  on where he is hiding Robin of the Hood and Little John.

 

However in his mania he managed to capture and/or reanimate the very woodland imps themselves – namely Elves.

 

Very recently he commissioned a hunting expedition to capture and imprison an actual Elf. The dangerous hunt and subsequent caging and international transport of said Elf is well documented elsewhere on this forum.

 

Although he does capture these creatures he has built for them a majestic wooden castle in which to reside. The Elf is not alone, but has been forced participate, Thunder-dome Style, in competitions for supremacy of the herd of Massey's he was thrown in with.

 

Those poor tractors that do not bow to his will are subjected to tortured by being left on a frozen lake until it melts and they fall through into the ice waters below. Sherwood watches all this with sadistic glee while taking bets on the fall through.

 

In his spare time he builds magnificent structures, campers, cabins, and bridges out of items he finds in peoples garbage cans.

 

 

So maybe he isn't such a bad guy after all.

 

 

Even if he is crazy


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Posted November 05, 2013 - 05:15 PM

This is epic when is the book comeing out?


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Posted November 05, 2013 - 06:46 PM

Willie, I think you missed your calling. You should be an author! Oh, wait! You already are!


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Posted November 05, 2013 - 06:55 PM

This is epic when is the book comeing out?

:iagree:  It has amazon bestseller written all over it! :smilewink:


Edited by pigsitter, November 05, 2013 - 06:55 PM.


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Posted November 05, 2013 - 06:56 PM

Will!  Get over here and read your life story!

 

Ben W.


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Posted November 06, 2013 - 09:33 AM

when are they gonna take ya off the meds WW ?



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Posted November 06, 2013 - 02:15 PM

The mystical "they" have not forced him to take the loopy inducing meds, he has been taking the usual Tylenol, but nothing more for a few days. I have allowed him out of the house on 2 separate occasions, one of which he is currently on. He is a crazy man, and a great story teller--even if it is the same story a thousand times. I just hope he is home in time for me to get out of the boring house and go to class.


On a separate note, Old Cow Hand needs to talk him into allowing me a Jersey milk cow, and her babies to eat for the years to come. He also needs another child preferably a girl child, but since he has no control over which sex chromosome he gives either sex if fine. Don't you guys think that he is a great father, and needs number 5 for him, 2 for me? 

~The old woman, Steph


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Posted November 06, 2013 - 02:44 PM

The mystical "they" have not forced him to take the loopy inducing meds, he has been taking the usual Tylenol, but nothing more for a few days. I have allowed him out of the house on 2 separate occasions, one of which he is currently on. He is a crazy man, and a great story teller--even if it is the same story a thousand times. I just hope he is home in time for me to get out of the boring house and go to class.


On a separate note, Old Cow Hand needs to talk him into allowing me a Jersey milk cow, and her babies to eat for the years to come. He also needs another child preferably a girl child, but since he has no control over which sex chromosome he gives either sex if fine. Don't you guys think that he is a great father, and needs number 5 for him, 2 for me? 

~The old woman, Steph

 

 

Hey there Steph!  I don't have any Jersey cows, just Holstein.  Well, I do have one Jersey/Holstein cross, but she's kinda my favorite.....at least till she kicks at me! LOL

 I think old Willie does a fine job fathering!  Yep, he needs to try for a little girl.......he'd spoil her rotten!  :thumbs:


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Posted November 06, 2013 - 03:16 PM

We have enjoyed his writings very much. He does have a way with words!


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