I have had this rattling through my empty head for a while. If anyone gets offended you are welcome to it. This is all in good fun.
Beware you may be next.
Yes I am bored. I want to go outside and work but Steph has me strapped to a chair till I heal up completely.
Kenny is a 400 year old man who lives in the fictional state of Oklahoma. It has to be fictional because I have never been there.
Kenny is a greedy old man. He hoards all the good tractors. Right now he is sitting on not one, but two FF tractors. Since Oklahoma is a fictional place I cannot find them to steal one.
Kenny is also the feudal lord of his domain. This is evidenced by all the commoners bring him sacrifices and offerings of tractors and tractor parts and tires. They bring them out of fear of the next paragraph...
He is also a warlock. He manages to conjure up old Jacobson's from fence rows and then summons missing parts to his beck and call. He moved from one dominion to another realm and still has the powers of summonry. ( Yes, I made up a word)
For all his evil he seems to be a fairly nice guy. Even though he wakes up before any sane person should every morning. He has a talent for taking an ugly tractor and making it into an ugly desirable tractor. (Lets be honest the charms of a FF or corresponding years GT/GTV are in their bug-eyed ugliness). And he has a penchant for breathing new life into old trailers.
He is quick to offer help, or point someone to the right place or person.
Even though he has a Ford he is a ok guy. I guess.
All in all of all the GTT members, if there was one I could meet, it would be KennyP.
Mostly to find his stash of FF tractors and steal one.