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#16 Sparky OFFLINE  

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Posted October 12, 2013 - 06:34 AM

The facilities were cleaner on the other side .

At least for a minute or two .

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Posted October 12, 2013 - 07:11 AM

KLUCK..  GOT TO......

 

SCRATCH...  

KLUCK..  KLUCK..  

THE ROAD'S..

KLUCK..  

BACK..

KLUCK..  

AGAIN...

KLUCK..  

& AGAIN!!

KLUCK..  KLUCK..  

 



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Posted October 12, 2013 - 09:07 AM

Jean-Paul Sartre :  "Why not?"



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Posted October 12, 2013 - 09:48 AM

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Posted October 12, 2013 - 10:28 AM

because the best corn is always at the other side!



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Posted October 12, 2013 - 10:30 AM

To place his deposit in the neighbors yard.



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Posted October 12, 2013 - 02:31 PM

The grass is always greener on the either side of the fence or so he thought.



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Posted October 12, 2013 - 08:56 PM

To get out of the way of my oncoming service van! :D 



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Posted October 13, 2013 - 01:37 AM

To get out of the way of my oncoming service van! :D

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Posted October 13, 2013 - 09:03 AM

There was a cute little Chiclet over there. :D  Now on to the more important question:

 

Who came first, the chicken or the egg? (I still say it was the rooster :smilewink: )



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Posted October 14, 2013 - 12:16 AM

"Who will help me cross the road?" asked the Little Red Hen.

 

"Not I said the Pig."

 

"Not I said the Goat!"

 

"Well then, I'll do it myself!" and she did!

 

"Wow Goat," said the Pig, "Didja see how fast that pickup was going?  She didn't have a chance... glad I wasn't a part of THAT!"

 

(Outtake from Orwell's "Animal Farm".)






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