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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?


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#1 UncleWillie ONLINE  

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Posted October 11, 2013 - 08:24 PM

To prove to the possum it could be done.

 

 

 

Now let's hear your best answer.


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Posted October 11, 2013 - 08:28 PM

it was wanting to go back home

 

the rooster was over there


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Posted October 11, 2013 - 08:28 PM

His hen left him....he wanted a car to crush his nuggets.  :D


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Posted October 11, 2013 - 08:45 PM

He was attached to the teenager's piercing?  No wait, a teenager wouldn't have the motivation to cross the road.  That is, unless one of his friends dared him to do it blindfolded at rush hour.  


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Posted October 11, 2013 - 08:57 PM

to get away from Colonel Sanders

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Posted October 11, 2013 - 09:03 PM

"To waste Bandwidth with this dumb posting........Puter was on other side!  


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Posted October 11, 2013 - 09:24 PM

  • I found these on another site.  Love the answer Gilligan gave!
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  • Shrek: Urrrrrp - What chicken?
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  • George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights
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  • Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees
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  • Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?
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  • Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by
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  • Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost!
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  • Martin Luther King : It had a dream
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  • James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
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  • Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road
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  • Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain!
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  • Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime
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  • George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776
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  • Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed 
  • the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
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  • Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side
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  • Lord Baden-Powell: To earn a Road Crossing merit badge
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  • Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Edited by HowardsMF155, October 11, 2013 - 09:26 PM.

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Posted October 11, 2013 - 09:34 PM

To show some teenagers "how to strut"



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Posted October 11, 2013 - 09:34 PM

Because it was cross-eyed ?                                  ( You asked)



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Posted October 11, 2013 - 09:35 PM

 

  • I found these on another site.  Love the answer Gilligan gave!
  •  
  • Shrek: Urrrrrp - What chicken?
  •  
  • George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights
  •  
  • Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees
  •  
  • Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?
  •  
  • Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by
  •  
  • Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost!
  •  
  • Martin Luther King : It had a dream
  •  
  • James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
  •  
  • Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road
  •  
  • Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain!
  •  
  • Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime
  •  
  • George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776
  •  
  • Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed 
  • the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
  •  
  • Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side
  •  
  • Lord Baden-Powell: To earn a Road Crossing merit badge
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  • Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

 

I like Captain Kirk the best.



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Posted October 11, 2013 - 09:46 PM

Because the barn was too full due to so many Deere's, Colt's, Cub's, Hogg's, and Horse's.


Edited by johndeereelfman, October 11, 2013 - 09:47 PM.

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#12 NJKen OFFLINE  

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Posted October 11, 2013 - 10:24 PM

What kinda chicken is it ? Different breeds and colors would have obviously different reasons for doing so.

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Posted October 11, 2013 - 11:04 PM

The chicken obviously crossed the road to check out a rare and usual garden tractor. :D

Edited by wvbuzzmaster, October 11, 2013 - 11:05 PM.


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Posted October 12, 2013 - 04:37 AM

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Posted October 12, 2013 - 06:04 AM

The chicken crossed the road to prove he wasn't chicken.

 

Ben W.


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