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#31 oldedeeres OFFLINE  

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Posted September 21, 2013 - 02:39 AM

see if they have any empty cages available for later in the day when the effects of the "special" ingredient in the cookies wears off. By then the boys will have realised that


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Posted September 21, 2013 - 09:08 AM

They were living in a "make believe" world.

So they packed their bags and......


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Posted September 21, 2013 - 09:26 AM

They were living in a "make believe" world.

So they packed their bags and......

 

went off to Disney Tractor world to live out their fantasy.  But when they got to the gate and were asked for tickets they all looked at each other thinking ...


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Posted September 22, 2013 - 10:35 AM

Tickets??? We don't need no stinkin tickets! Do you know who we are? We are members of GTtalk, and are part of a vast majority of members who are working hard to give garden tractor collecting it's rightful acknowledgment in the world of collecting. The gate attendant looked at Casey and stated that the story was all nice and all, but tickets are still needed. Casey then got his cell phone out and quickly called NutnDun, and explained the situation to George, and asked George..... 


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Posted September 22, 2013 - 10:37 AM

if he remembered to take out the trash this morning, 'cause sometimes he forgets and....


Edited by James henry, September 22, 2013 - 10:38 AM.

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Posted September 22, 2013 - 10:45 AM

The train has left the tracks here! :loosing_it:


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#37 Delmar ONLINE  

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Posted September 22, 2013 - 11:51 AM

I heard the train a comin', a coming 'round the bend, and I ain't seen the sun shine, since I don't know when, so keep that GTt train a rollin', rollin 'round the bend.....


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Posted September 22, 2013 - 10:40 PM

until it comes up to the station and is waved down by a man in black who says....


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Posted September 23, 2013 - 09:25 AM

"STOP THE TRAIN!" Exclaimed a very well dressed black man, who started fidgetting in his suit as if he was embarrassed by his loud voice.

 

"We heard there was a Garden Tractor expert on board" Said a tiny woman wearing crocked spectacles "Old Mr. Pandergast down on rickety lane can't get his grass cut"

 

"No SPARK HE SAID" Yelled another eldery woman whom is apparently hard of hearing "CAN YOU BELIVE IT? NO SPARK!"

 

"probably just his points" Said the well dressed black man...

 

"I don't know about expert but I know a thing or two about garden tractors" I said as I grabbed my.....


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Posted September 25, 2013 - 08:44 PM

spider man comic book I was reading, and then I grabbed my coat and I grabbed my hat, and headed out the door...


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Posted September 25, 2013 - 10:06 PM

Only to find my bat mobile gone!  So I called bat boy to see if he had borrowed it for his date with Cat girl when suddenly...


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Posted September 25, 2013 - 10:14 PM

I realized that I may have had too much to drink on the train. So I pulled out my thermos of Uncle Willie's Patented hangover cure and drank the whole thing. Instantly I was invigorated.

 

Grabbing the front of the train I dragged it into Mr. Pandergast's front yard in case I had to scavenge it for tractor parts. When I opened the hood of his....


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Posted September 25, 2013 - 11:08 PM

homemade amalgamation of Case, J.D., Allis, Cadet, and Ariens parts, I immediately realised what was wrong! The hamsters in there were far too small and could never run fast enough to turn the motor over. It was obvious that he had to add a ---
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Posted September 26, 2013 - 04:48 AM

new whatchimacallit AND a new thingamajigie to balance out the thermo nuclear coffeemaker with the hamster-servo-drive motor and get to the wedding on time....


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Posted September 27, 2013 - 12:55 AM

and save Mr. Pandergast from a fate worse than death. I had recognised the lovely bride-to-be as a member of the cast of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert, and who knows what would happen if the marriage came to be consummated? Arriving at the church in a cloud of exhaust and spare G.T.parts, I screamed...
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