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#16 KC9KAS OFFLINE  

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Posted September 19, 2013 - 06:50 PM

tell him I am taking the battery out of his truck, so I can take my GT plowing....Hope he finds a ride to work.

So I raised the hood on his truck............


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 06:57 PM

And found it was full of snakes.


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 07:00 PM

it was a good thing I had my 12 gauge shot gun with me for under the hood now looks like....


Edited by JRJ, September 19, 2013 - 07:01 PM.

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Posted September 19, 2013 - 07:01 PM

After I thought I messed my pants, that is when I realized that I never even got dressed. I guess my dream of getting dressed was so real, that I wasn't thinking straight. So, to my embarrassment, I quickly headed to the house for clothes. As I walked through the back door, i found my wife standing there in shock and utter amazement. The only thing I could think to say was......



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Posted September 19, 2013 - 07:10 PM

Are ya ready?  She said "ready for what?.......


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 07:16 PM

And since discretion is the better part of valor, I said breakfast.
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Posted September 19, 2013 - 07:17 PM

but, while I eat my breakfast, you can...


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 07:19 PM

get the truck ready to head out to plow day. Be sure to pack ...


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 07:25 PM

what ever would make you happy for it is going to a long hot day with no other women around for this an all men event. SORRY dear. but to further help you occupy your time you could take along......


Edited by JRJ, September 19, 2013 - 07:25 PM.

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Posted September 19, 2013 - 07:35 PM

the camping stove so you can cook some cookies for the guy's.  Then you can...


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 07:55 PM

Lay out and get a sun tan until........


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 08:33 PM

Lay out and get a sun tan until........

 

until Brian & Kenny get there.  Those guys are animals.  Oh my, they would........


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Posted September 20, 2013 - 12:28 AM

eat all your cookies and insist that you get to baking more RIGHT NOW or Daniel is....


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Posted September 20, 2013 - 08:53 PM

is going to cancel the plow day, and head to the nearest John Deere dealership, and trade his Massey in for a new X700 series Deere. So, knowing how devestating that would be to all of the GTtalk members, she quickly decided to.....



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Posted September 20, 2013 - 08:56 PM

is going to cancel the plow day, and head to the nearest John Deere dealership, and trade his Massey in for a new X700 series Deere. So, knowing how devestating that would be to all of the GTtalk members, she quickly decided to.....

Make a call down to the local zoo to....


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