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#1 johndeereelfman OFFLINE  

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Posted September 19, 2013 - 10:11 AM

Let's have a little fun, that everyone can enjoy. I'll start off with just a couple of lines of a story, and each member posts a few more lines of what they think should come next, and we'll see how the story goes or ends. Should be interesting.

 

Monday Morning:

The alarm clock sang it's usual riches this morning at 5:00 am, and as always, I wanted to kill it. Finally at 5:15, I rolled myself out of bed, and got dressed. As I made my way to the bathroom to start my normal rutine, I stubbed my toe on the corner of the bed post which caused me to ............ 

 

 

OK, someone take it from here, and let's see how the story turns out. Please, not fowl language or grude gestures. Let's keep it clean for the most part, not forgetting that we have women and junior members.

 

Have fun!!! :thumbs:


Edited by johndeereelfman, September 19, 2013 - 10:12 AM.

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Posted September 19, 2013 - 11:10 AM

To Yell out loud.  That woke up my wife who immediately started to fuss about being up all night with the baby.  She said next time it was my turn.  Fat chance...


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 11:11 AM

noticed that i had both of my legs in the same leg of my pants.


Edited by JRJ, September 19, 2013 - 11:12 AM.

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Posted September 19, 2013 - 12:01 PM

This made me fall & crack my elbow against the foot board. Now my toe is killing me & my elbow is throbbing then my wife wakes up again saying WHAT ARE YOU DOING! 


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 12:17 PM

This made me fall & crack my elbow against the foot board. Now my toe is killing me & my elbow is throbbing then my wife wakes up again saying WHAT ARE YOU DOING! 

"I'm headed off to the plow day" I respond reasonably.

"Oh NO you aren't!  We discussed this. " she replied.

"You are supposed to........."


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 01:00 PM

"...go with me to my mothers house."

Immediately I wondered if it was too early to start drinking.

I began to devise a plan to get me out of it. I decided.....


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 01:01 PM

...clean the gutters, take the trash to the transfer site and come back and help me finish picking the garden, and then you have to take my mother to the podiatrist for........


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 04:04 PM

The wife ask what is a podiatrist. 


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 04:15 PM

It's the person that is going to get your foot out of your mouth or...........


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 05:15 PM

hold on,can't go there!!! 

 

  about that time the alarm went off and I woke up from the terrible nightmare I was having!


Edited by James henry, September 19, 2013 - 05:17 PM.

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Posted September 19, 2013 - 06:03 PM

hold on,can't go there!!! 

 

  about that time the alarm went off and I woke up from the terrible nightmare I was having!

 

Then the "real fun" began! I went outside &..........


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 06:29 PM

and entered the garage, full of excitement to load the tractor and head to Ball Hollow Plow Day. I threw the ramps against the trucks tailgate, and got on the tractor to load, but wouldn't you know it, the tractor wouldn't start. So I got off and opened the hood. Went to the shelf to get some....


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 06:30 PM

went into the garage to work on my tractor, and...


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 06:35 PM

Oil if I needed it along with trying to find a battery that I had loaned a neighbor and found that he had not returned it. So...


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Posted September 19, 2013 - 06:38 PM

I had loaned that darn battery to Tom about 3 years ago, I should go and wake his sorry a- -  up and 


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