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#1 JD DANNELS OFFLINE  

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Posted September 12, 2013 - 08:30 AM

It seems sometimes you have to try.  I just got a new cell phone tuesday night. And while I was waiting for the battery to charge so I could begin programing I read the owners manual.

In the Driving safety section  I found this quote " Keep your device close. If it rings and you discover it is in the back seat, do NOT crawl over the seat to answer it while ringing."

 

Now you have to know, Somewhere, Some Fool ......


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Posted September 12, 2013 - 09:12 AM

It seems sometimes you have to try.  I just got a new cell phone tuesday night. And while I was waiting for the battery to charge so I could begin programing I read the owners manual.

In the Driving safety section  I found this quote " Keep your device close. If it rings and you discover it is in the back seat, do NOT crawl over the seat to answer it while ringing."

 

Now you have to know, Somewhere, Some Fool ......

 

Yea and they probably brought some type of court action which now made the company put that in there literature.   That's like the woman who sued McDonald's because she spilled coffee on her lap and the cup didn't warn her it was hot.  DUH!  Now we have coffee cups that tell you the coffee is hot.  Some people haven't a lick of sense!


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Posted September 12, 2013 - 09:25 AM

The jury didn't have any sense either. I've been eliminated each time I've been called for jury duty because I am an engineer. Good Luck, Rick
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Posted September 12, 2013 - 09:38 AM

My question is what do put on the coffee cup for the illiterate people ?


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Posted September 12, 2013 - 10:10 AM

My question is what do put on the coffee cup for the illiterate people ?

 

Look on a coffee cup now a days, they have a picture to go along with the warning.  Just for that someone special.


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Posted September 12, 2013 - 02:33 PM

JD DANNELS, on 12 Sept 2013 - 08:30 AM, said:

do NOT crawl over the seat to answer it while ringing.

 

 

So is it OK to wait until it quits ringing, then crawl over the seat to see who was calling? 

 

:wallbanging:  :wallbanging:  :wallbanging:    :(



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Posted September 12, 2013 - 02:50 PM

OOOhhh

It is not my fault somebody calls my cell phone will I am driving

 

we have laws for just about every thing - but being stupid



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Posted September 12, 2013 - 02:50 PM

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The Off-Road Commode is a great option when nature calls and there’s no restroom for miles. Easily slides into any 2in. receiver hitch and supports up to 500 lbs. Ideal for hunters, fishing fanatics and camping enthusiasts. Not for use when vehicle is in motion. Can get slippery when wet.

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Posted September 12, 2013 - 04:15 PM

A lady had a wreck in the past couple of weeks and killed both of her children because the kids were misbehaving and she turned around to yell at them while going 70 mph on the interstate. While I felt bad for the children I had no pity for the stupid woman who had not taught her children to behave, and was in too big of a hurry to pull over and handle the problem.

 

I love the cars that have airbag warnings on the top of the sun visors and on the bottom of the visor it says do not read while driving.


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Posted September 12, 2013 - 05:05 PM

We, in this country, not including me, or GTT members, have evolved into an ignorant, non thinking, give me, government will handle it, mentality! Pity!


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Posted September 12, 2013 - 05:52 PM

We, in this country, not including me, or GTT members, have evolved into an ignorant, non thinking, give me, government will handle it, mentality! Pity!

you  got that right!!


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Posted September 12, 2013 - 06:03 PM

My question is what do put on the coffee cup for the illiterate people ?

How about a window to peel back so you can feel the coffee.

 

 

Tell me this. Did people evolve into a more stupid race or did God create them that way???



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Posted September 12, 2013 - 06:42 PM

How about a window to peel back so you can feel the coffee.

 

 

Tell me this. Did people evolve into a more stupid race or did God create them that way???

God has nothing to do with stupidity!!! Parents enforce stupidity because of  their parents stupidity and their lack of a work ethic!!!!!!


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Posted September 12, 2013 - 07:40 PM

Bump!!! Political or not. There comes a time when a stand for decency is compelling.



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Posted September 12, 2013 - 07:57 PM

Northerntool sells this item:

 

The Off-Road Commode is a great option when nature calls and there’s no restroom for miles. Easily slides into any 2in. receiver hitch and supports up to 500 lbs. Ideal for hunters, fishing fanatics and camping enthusiasts. Not for use when vehicle is in motion. Can get slippery when wet.

 

I've seen a non camo version of that. it was called "The Bumper Dumper". 


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