Posted August 10, 2013 - 12:22 AM
Timmmmmie.....
Posted August 10, 2013 - 01:06 AM
OOOOOH NOOO I"M BLIND. Wait no.....I'm just stupid and drunk.
Posted August 10, 2013 - 04:51 AM
"......does this beer make me look _____________ (fill in the blank)."
Posted August 10, 2013 - 06:27 AM
This guy is our drunk girl tester. Wen he starts to look good to a girl, she's had enough.
Hmm, kinda resembles this guy...
Posted August 10, 2013 - 06:37 AM
He's wishing it's not just the girls that look prettier at closing time!
Posted August 10, 2013 - 06:41 AM
No, really! I can drive home! I've only had a couple.
Posted August 10, 2013 - 06:43 AM
My eyes! I can't see!!! . . .Oh! Never mind!
Posted August 10, 2013 - 06:49 AM
its 11:59pm and in one minute I'll be 21
Posted August 10, 2013 - 07:39 AM
I think some girl thought he was a 10 at 2, and woke up with a 2 at 10 !
Posted August 10, 2013 - 07:42 AM
"It doesn't get any better than this!" .............
Well, wait, yes it does.
Posted August 10, 2013 - 09:35 AM
Heee -haw eeeeee-awwww.........Beeeeeeeee Ear Ahhhh!!!!!!
Posted August 10, 2013 - 09:39 AM
Look guys, my over-bite is as big as my beer mug!!!
Posted August 10, 2013 - 09:50 AM
He's wishing it's not just the girls that look prettier at closing time!
The last hour before a bar closes is called pig hour.. It's those "fine girls" that stay to go home with someone.. Soo.. With your name.. Do we dare ask......
Posted August 10, 2013 - 10:42 AM
Ya think he piggysits em till morning?