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#1 UncleWillie ONLINE  

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Posted July 20, 2013 - 08:39 PM

Yes I know that is grammatically incorrect, but it doesn't even begin to convey how stupid this product is. I wonder how long before the lawsuits from people falling down wells and wandering out into traffic while wearing them.

 

I saw the ad on TV and I could barely contain my laughter.

 

https://www.buyzoomi...CFUqY4AodMwoAlw


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Posted July 20, 2013 - 08:51 PM

I agree . I'm legally blind and know better

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Posted July 20, 2013 - 08:51 PM

Something is WRONG!   They aren't $19.95!!!


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Posted July 20, 2013 - 08:51 PM

Wow, just wow. I have a couple of customers that I will suggest these to. ( keep asking if we can order a non flat panel big screen scan tv for them )
Oh, and they missed out on a side benefit... I bet those are better birth control than binoculars... Means the people who buy them are less apt to reproduce... :thumbs:
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Posted July 20, 2013 - 09:08 PM

Wife won't buy anything that says...."As seen on TV"


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Posted July 20, 2013 - 09:42 PM

Wow! A whole 300 %!  That's like, 3x!  So much better than my heavy, bulky, outdated 7x35's or worse yet my 10x50s!  And cheaper to boot.

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Take my Money!


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Posted July 20, 2013 - 11:38 PM

And all of us have exactly the same eye spacing? I wonder how they adjust for that?



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Posted July 20, 2013 - 11:58 PM

Wow, just wow. I have a couple of customers that I will suggest these to. ( keep asking if we can order a non flat panel big screen scan tv for them )
Oh, and they missed out on a side benefit... I bet those are better birth control than binoculars... Means the people who buy them are less apt to reproduce... :thumbs:

Trouble is, people that but these kind of things DO reproduce.



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Posted July 21, 2013 - 12:31 AM

Oh man it has been a long time since I watched any broadcast TV. Just saw the ad for this!!!

 

 

https://www.perfectp...ampaignID=16182

 

Moves and sounds like the real thing...if you are deaf and blind.


Edited by mybigwarwagon, July 21, 2013 - 12:32 AM.

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Posted July 21, 2013 - 12:53 AM

I agree . I'm legally blind and know better

larryd

 

Yeah, I am also.  When I first went for all the testing they gave me a pair of glasses that that looked very much like those Zoomies.  The difference being all of the side fields that I'm missing were compressed into the center.  They even told me people drove cars with 'em on!  I don't know how, it was worse than trying to walk around looking backwards through compact binoculars! :D

 

And all of us have exactly the same eye spacing? I wonder how they adjust for that?

 

I'll bet the detailed instructions you get with them says, "If eye spacing problems occur, simply close either left or right eye and continue activity." :D  Can you imagine how many people have relatives and friends that will think that they are "the perfect gift"? :wallbanging:



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Posted July 21, 2013 - 02:38 AM

Hmmmmmm - reminds me on my x-ray glasses  ay1.gif   ay2.gif   xray-specs.jpg


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Posted July 21, 2013 - 02:55 AM

Oh man it has been a long time since I watched any broadcast TV. Just saw the ad for this!!!

 

 

https://www.perfectp...ampaignID=16182

 

Moves and sounds like the real thing...if you are deaf and blind.

Nope, not for me, allergic to birds !!!



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Posted July 21, 2013 - 05:25 AM

Uncle Willy, you need to stay away from the TV!  It's not good for your blood pressure! I pretty much never watch TV now. Too much lousy programming on there.



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Posted July 21, 2013 - 07:07 AM

Buy a pair of those glasses and one of those ear things they used to sell and then you'll be 1/2 of a Bionic Man !!

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Posted July 21, 2013 - 09:07 AM

Oh man it has been a long time since I watched any broadcast TV. Just saw the ad for this!!!


https://www.perfectp...ampaignID=16182

Moves and sounds like the real thing...if you are deaf and blind.

Well, it seems that they have sold a least a few... Three satisfied customers (all from the upper N. E. for some reason :poke:) decided to write the company about how wonderful their purchase is.

“THE PERFECT POLLY IS PERFECT FOR OUR FAMILY!”
My son is allergic to dogs and cats which limits the types of pets we can have in the house. We have thought about getting real birds, but it is a lot of extra work that is not realistic for us right now. I purchased a Perfect Polly as a way to cheer up my son who is desperate for a pet of his own and he actually loves it! He carries it with him everywhere and we even have a cage for it. The Perfect Polly is perfect for our family!
KARA C. - CT
“MY CHILDREN LOVE IT”
I am a single mom living in a small apartment with my kids. Of course my kids would love a pet, but our building just does not allow it. When we saw the Perfect Polly commercial we all decided to get it and see what it was like. It came quickly and my children love it. It is like their very own pet, except I do not have to spend money and time taking care of it. It is a great idea and we love it.
JACKIE P. - NY
“BEST PET FOR YOUNG KIDS”
This has to be the best pet for young kids! Forget about the hermit crabs and gold fish, you need the Perfect Polly! I wish they sold Perfect Polly's at street fairs instead of fish! It is motion activated so it moves and talks on its own. It is interactive, fun, and did I mention doesn't need any maintenance? It's really the best. Thanks Perfect Polly!
CHRISSY V. - DE

While I was scanning thru the page, the price jumped from $10 to $15 for one
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in both cases, $7 for the second plus a modest S&H fee.
If I do take advantage of this inflated limited time offer, they will throw in a $15 "As seen on TV card" presumably for my order of 5 pair of stupid arse magna glasses.

I think I'm going to buy 8 Perfect Polly's ...
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