Found this add very entertaining and funny.
World’s most contemptible chain saw.
It’s a Poulan ( which, I think, means “two stroke jack@**” in French). I bought it at an auction for $65 about two years ago, and put on a new chain. I was kinda looking forward to finding things around the property to cut down. I attempted that numerous times, but the Poulan (which may mean “infernal demon beast” in French) hates me for some reason. It would run, shut off, then not start again. The chain kept getting bound or would just come off the bar – there was no happy medium on the tension adjustment. When I would put it back in the garage, it would sit and laugh at me. I decided to punish it for being so impudent and banished it to a corner for quite some time. Now it’s pouting and refuses to start at all.
Spark plug? Maybe. Choke not functioning? Perhaps. Frankly, I don’t care. I want it gone. YOU deal with its mood swings – I’m done.
$40 and I’ll throw in a second brand-new chain. Price is firm as if it doesn’t sell, I’m going to have at least $40 worth of fun shooting it with a Keltec in a YouTube video.
Edited a word out.
Edited by EricFromPa, July 15, 2013 - 03:00 PM.