"It's a nice warm day... the weather is going to stay warm the rest of the Summer... I'll do half the lawn, get the oil hot and change to the 30wt!" Now how hard can that be?
"Oil's draining... I'll just put a clean pre-filter on the air filter element... no probleeeemmmoooo..."
"Drat! There goes the outside air cleaner cover wingnut down behind the muffler. It's OK I can see it on the frame, I'll just ease it out with my finge... (expletive deleted) now it's gone... out of sight... lost... probably dropped out and rolled under the mower deck? Behind the front tire... the other tire... under the rollaway...?
"It HAS to be under that engine someplace on the frame! (Hydro, in your world it could be down in the mailbox!) I guess I'll just have to pull off all the heat shielding and see..." (8 bolts [stupid 13mm metric]) "Ah, there it is way back on the frame under the engine... GOTCHA!"
"Now to put those springy clip nutted heat shields back... (fiddle.... fiddle.... fiddlefiddlefilddle) "Oh, #^!&!, I dropped a lock washer... how far could that go...?" (Maybe as far as the neighbor's pine tree?)
"Hydro, you don't have any lockwashers that size and you can't find it because you're too chicken to feel around under that scary dark webby space under rollaway...." (Wifey now wants to go to the store!) "I know, I'll 'stretch' a 1/4" SAE into that crappy metric size by pounding it down on a center punch with a small deep socket!" (I''ve done cruder things than that in my life when necessary!)
"Now for those pesky springy heatshields with the clip nuts... (fiddle.... fiddle.... fiddlefiddlefiddle) now they won't line up with the bolts. (line up with tapered punch) "BINGO!, all bolts tight now to put on the hood..."
"Uh uh, don't forget to replace that oil!" Brilliant, he remembers!
"Why won't those hood hinges line up... (BIG ooops and quick foot action! Hood nearly hits floor as one hinge slips out.) Ahhh... finally, and don't forget the headlight connection! Perfect! Only 1 hour and 15 minutes to change the oil and pre-cleaner. Now that wasn't so hard was it?"
Then it's finally off to the store. I grab a 50# bag of sunflower seed and lift it into the cart, I grab a 50# bag of mixed seed and lift it into the cart... it rubs against my shirt... "Oh great, I smell cat pee...!" I guess they keep cats in the feed section at night...
Wifey, "Am I going to have to drive all the way home with you smelling like cat pee in MY Explorer?"
Hydro, "If you want ME to carry in the groceries you do, yes..."
Wifey, "It's always something, I just don't know how you do it!
Hydro, "THAT is a closely guarded secret!"
Yes, it IS ALWAYS something, isn't it!