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#1 Moosetales OFFLINE  

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Posted June 05, 2013 - 09:17 AM

The things you can buy on CL these days are amazing. I didn't know wenches came in a 12-volt model. Thank goodness this guys posted a pic with his post, if he hadn't he might have garnered more calls and emails than he wanted. The possibilities for jokes on this one are ENDLESS. Enjoy.

 

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Posted June 05, 2013 - 09:21 AM

He, he, he...
Ahhh, autocorrect... :D
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Posted June 05, 2013 - 10:16 AM

Must..... resist...... urge....... Pigsitter... Its up to you  :smilewink:


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Posted June 05, 2013 - 10:47 AM

yup, going to go right on by.......  


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Posted June 05, 2013 - 10:50 AM

My offer would depend on the age and condition of the Wench. The less it's been used the better the offer.

 

:bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl:

 

Sorry, I couldn't resist !!


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Posted June 05, 2013 - 11:01 AM

At 8,500 pounds for the old girl, I'll pass!  :rolling:


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Posted June 05, 2013 - 11:18 AM

I used to "troll" CL for some of the weirder posts, but it got where i was wasting good comedic material on people that didn't get it. This one guy post an ad wanting a BIG chicken, "must be around 3-4 feet tall with very fluffy thick legs". I replied "Your going to have sex with the chicken, aren't you? He went on and on denying it, not mad, just denying it. I replied, "So doesthis mean I wont be getting pictures?", Then the guy starts in on what kind of upstanding person in the community he is. Now I really feel he is going to "pork" the chicken. Fingers in ears, LALALALALALA.


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Posted June 05, 2013 - 11:51 AM

A while back a guy on a 4x4 site I am on wanted information on building a wench bumper. He gave him hell for about 2 weeks. He couldn't figure out whey we wanted to know the age and weight of the wench and why everyone wanted pictures. IT was a riot.


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Posted June 05, 2013 - 01:21 PM

I have one wench, she say's that's enough !!!


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Posted June 05, 2013 - 02:29 PM

I have one wench, she say's that's enough !!!

 

And ya better listen, or that wench will pull something right outta ya!  :rolling:


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Posted June 05, 2013 - 04:28 PM

One more reason to learn to spell. If you flunked spelling, you won't get the joke.


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Posted June 05, 2013 - 04:30 PM

One more reason to learn to spell. If you flunked spelling, you won't get the joke.


Excellent point!

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Posted June 05, 2013 - 08:06 PM

At 8,500 pounds for the old girl, I'll pass!  :rolling:

Maybe thats how much hay she can stack in a hour....  :D


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Posted June 06, 2013 - 07:56 AM

One more reason to learn to spell. If you flunked spelling, you won't get the joke.

 

I had a friend that was talking about digging a "mope" around his house.  He never did get why everyone was laughing their buts off.


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Posted June 06, 2013 - 08:51 AM

I had a boss that asked me how to spell sludge. "S-L-U-D-G-E"

 

I looked over his shoulder to see what he was writing. Sludge Hammer.


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