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#16 larryd OFFLINE  

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Posted May 25, 2013 - 09:57 AM

It's not my fault sir I was just following my girl friend and this guy tried to stop me

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Posted May 25, 2013 - 10:08 AM

.....No sir ....I've been dating a cow the next ridge over and we were grazin out there and that big bull over there came along and horned in and I just sort of maybe got mad......

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Posted May 25, 2013 - 11:25 AM

:poke: There's this guy Gerald & he's got a....


I have a grill he would fit on almost whole...

Officer I'm lost and I really need a ride home.

This guy with the truck wants me to jump in this white box that has a cord attached to it... says it will keep me cool in the summer...


Do you understand why I pulled you over? License and registration please!

THose hunting tags are not given out to everyone must be you two packing guns...


I will work for free to get protection thru hunting season... What are my qualifications???
Do you see this thing on my head? seems its perfect for a donut holder...

It's a great hat rack also...  That looks like a nice gun rack also.. 


.....So tell me the truth,.... does my butt make my horns look big......?

THis really made me spit my hot chocolate out.. funny stuff.. thanks... 

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Posted May 25, 2013 - 05:48 PM

Hey, Maloney, I don't think this disguise is going to work, it's kind of itchy too.  I'm going a long way on this zoophilia stake out........ Hey beat it, here comes someone.  He's wearing hunting clothes and it's not the season, it's gotta be him.  Stay close.

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Posted May 25, 2013 - 11:40 PM

"No, your nose is not red enough to be leading any sleds, especially Santa's, so step along!"