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Posted October 27, 2010 - 09:47 PM

Ok, Ok. Thought of a couple more to seed the thread. How about Harold Balz, I.P. Freely, or our local officer of the law Sergeant Richard Head and his wife Anita Bathe.

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Posted October 27, 2010 - 09:52 PM

Let us forget the famous "Mike Hunt" Page.

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Posted October 27, 2010 - 10:18 PM

A skinny cowboy came from Texas to work at a horse ranch I once managed...
his name was Lane Streete, one day he got a flat tire, the cop checked his ID,
took him away for a theft in Texas... a couple of saddles and his ol' lady's truck.
We managed to find the owner of the saddles and paid the balance to keep them.
Best saddles I ever rode... big ol' workin' rigs.
I forgot his real name.

None of us there figured it out until after.

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Posted October 28, 2010 - 06:35 AM

There was a family that lived in the next town. Last name Schitz. Poor kids.

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Posted October 28, 2010 - 07:13 AM

A kid I rode the bus with (he was a couple of grades older than me) was named Daniel Boone. He got in trouble on the bus once and we all thought the driver was going to blow a gasket because he kept thinking Danny was lying to him about his name when he tried to write him a bus ticket (you got so many tickets and then you had to have your parents drive you to school for some length of time...not a good thing!) I still can picture that driver dragging Danny by the ear (yah, this was a long time ago...) to the principle's office when we got to school.

In Massachusetts we have a town named Holden. Of course, that where we always said Dick Hertz was from.

The Bangor one is funny. The old Mainers where we hunt in Maine pronouce it "Bang-er". My brother's favorite comment when we drive up there is "How far do I have to drive before I get to Bangor?"

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Posted October 28, 2010 - 11:58 AM

I met a Chinese guy once who was kind of off a little, his name was Som Ting Wong

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Posted October 28, 2010 - 12:10 PM

My neighbor Russell Brown's brother's name is Charley Brown. My cousin is also a Brown and is a gun nut, and I mean really into them. He owns an army tank & howitzers & such...licensed of course. His first Grandson was born a few weeks ago....named him "Bullet Brown".

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Posted October 28, 2010 - 01:10 PM

How about having to go through life with this name?

Face should be charged, says ICAC - National - www.smh.com.au

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Posted October 28, 2010 - 01:26 PM

We had a parent of a student a few years ago named Richard Wacker.

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Posted October 28, 2010 - 01:33 PM

You'd probably never want to hire a plumber named Lee King.

Some real peoples names are funny too. Like NASCAR driver Dick Trickle.

A colleague of mine at work is named Guy Horne and yes his middle name begins with "E" so think about his name backwards...

A woman that likes to drink might be named Brandy Anne Koch...

A good porn star name would be Craven Moorehead....

A good gypsy name might be Crystal Ball....

A person who enjoys amusement parks might be Ferris Wheeler....

That poor woman who keeps going to the doctor, y'know, Dick's wife Estelle Hertz....

Someone who always questions your abilities: Kenya DeWett....

This whole thread reminds me of that guy Hugh Morris...

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Posted October 28, 2010 - 05:58 PM

How about having to go through life with this name?

Face should be charged, says ICAC - National - www.smh.com.au


At least he chose the right career! I can't think of a better name for a politician ROFL!

I used to work with a guy who was a running back for Carnegie Mellon. His last name was Bullitt

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Posted October 31, 2010 - 04:19 PM

Dont forget:

Mike Hawk

Chuck Wagon

Phillip McCrevice

Justin Tyme

Justin Case

Adolf Oliver Nipple

Just to name a few...

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Posted November 04, 2010 - 01:54 AM

I had a teacher named jack cox.
Can't think of any others at the moment, but one favorite is from an Irish balled type song from axel the sot... Holden McGroin. lol
sorry couldn't find a video of it.

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Posted November 04, 2010 - 07:39 AM

This is actually a true name of a friend of ours. Her maiden name was Anita Dick. What were her parents thinking of ? Thank goodness she got married and that last name changed.

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Posted November 04, 2010 - 12:16 PM

Governor Hogg down Texas way back several years ago had two daughters named Ima and Ura. So, I was told, anyway.

Harry




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