Posted May 07, 2013 - 12:10 AM
Wadda you think makes those little cars work.
Posted May 07, 2013 - 12:24 AM
If I turn the key does the top come off and a sardine fall out?
Posted May 07, 2013 - 01:10 AM
If I turn the key does the top come off and a sardine fall out?
smoked mussels
Posted May 07, 2013 - 01:36 AM
well, it's a swabian car... (the swabians are the german scots)
Posted May 07, 2013 - 03:46 AM
power and environment saving system in a car made by Mercedes Benz - in former times german engineers had better ideas
Posted May 07, 2013 - 04:37 AM
Anyone seen where I left my keys ?
Posted May 07, 2013 - 07:01 AM
"Does this key make my rear look fat..?"
Posted May 07, 2013 - 07:29 AM
New sales feature: back up power to help it get up hills.
Ben W.
Posted May 07, 2013 - 07:31 AM
thats the starter switch
Posted May 07, 2013 - 07:38 AM
We call'em "Bunny Ears" and yes you must turn it clockwise. We just couldn't afford a turbo.
Posted May 07, 2013 - 09:27 AM
I/4 turn door opens
1/2 turn engine starts
3/4 turn system check
full turn get in if youcan and go PUT . puutt , pppuuuuttttTo grandma's
larryd
Posted May 07, 2013 - 11:47 PM
It must be an English "Roll-X".
And of course the horn goes "coo-coo, coo-cooooo".
"A Clockwork Lemon"
"What's wrong with your car?"
"I hit a bump and one of the 17 jewels fell out of it."
"It's a 3 speed transmission, second, minute and hour."
"Shock Resistant" (except for the sticker price!)