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[Amigatec]

If it was my wife taking me to the Dr. and I did this it would be to the Divorce Lawyer.

[Amigatec]

Going to see the proctologist, I suppose?

 

Don't get near open flames. WHOOSH!!!!

[SearsYellow]

Oh my, that's funny Daniel. I'm sitting here LMAO!!

Part of a joke I heard while a teenager from an 8-track "Jean Tracy" truck stop tape. Yea......I said 8-track! Lots of our members may not even know what that is!

I actually have that 8 track. I would post photos of it but you know..... It's not website appropriate.

Edited by SearsYellow, May 01, 2013 - 11:59 AM.

[oldedeeres]

Hey Sears Yellow, most any real sweet onion will do, but the big old Spanish onions are the best, sliced about a quarter to three eighths of an inch thick, crunchy and juicy, peanut butter slathered on warm toast,  Oh gosh, I'm drooling on the keyboard already, gotta go make one now!

[SearsYellow]

I made it website appropriate.

[SearsYellow]

Hey Sears Yellow, most any real sweet onion will do, but the big old Spanish onions are the best, sliced about a quarter to three eighths of an inch thick, crunchy and juicy, peanut butter slathered on warm toast,  Oh gosh, I'm drooling on the keyboard already, gotta go make one now!

I must say I tried the Onion with Peanut Butter. That must be some kind of torture device... lol.. It was good I can give it that.

 

The worst part of it is trying to chewing up the onion but you can't swallow the onion fast because the peanut butter is thick. It's like slowly cutting up a onion with a serrated knife and not being able to get away from the vapors because you are stuck inside the body of a sloth.(that's the only way I knew to describe it). I got a slight burning feeling in my chest also.

 

I will probably have some awesome burps in a little while that the wife will love!

[oldedeeres]

Bingo!  Mission accomplished.

[NJKen]

Oh my, that's funny Daniel. I'm sitting here LMAO!!

Part of a joke I heard while a teenager from an 8-track "Jean Tracy" truck stop tape. Yea......I said 8-track! Lots of our members may not even know what that is!

I've heard that same tape. Much of which can't be said here.

Ding a ling _____ _____

I can't, he's using my hand.

Haven't heard that 8 track tape in a long long time.

[olcowhand]

I've heard that same tape. Much of which can't be said here.

Ding a ling _____ _____

I can't, he's using my hand.

Haven't heard that 8 track tape in a long long time.

 

Me & Leroy's been together 17 years.........   ​ 

[John@Reliable]

I love this disclaimer someone wrote,

"Gene Tracy was quite popular back in the 70s. Remember, his audience was 100% white and 99% drunk. All his jokes are dirty as hell, Others are racist, homophobic and sexist.. Hell, you've probably heard half the jokes somewhere else.. Just be warned if you're easily offended you might as well just hit the back button. I don't think the ones I'm linking are too horribly bad, but you can go to the related links if you wanna see the dirtier stuff"

Read more: https://thet..........................

[John@Reliable]

Just don't use some pine scented air freshener....it would just smell like someone crapped out a Christmas tree!

The Avon Lady And The Drunk

[UncleWillie]

If I see a mushroom cloud from teh north I will know it was just Gerald..ummmm....Breaking wind.

[olcowhand]

The Avon Lady And The Drunk

 

 

Tell me sir, what do you think it smells like.......  or something close to that.  Almost 40 years stresses the memory banks.

[Team_Green]

WEll.. sad day indeed... No free gas to share.. i dunno what happened.. The appointment was a MRI.. They found a For Rent sign.. that's it..

[Team_Green]

Ohh ya... bought two more jars of pickled eggs.. I WILL get free gas.. yeeeee ha..