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#1 WNYTractorTinkerer ONLINE  

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Posted April 20, 2013 - 07:58 PM

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. 

None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." 

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end. 

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" 

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. 

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor. 

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" 

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."

 

:bigrofl:  :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:

 


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Posted April 20, 2013 - 08:07 PM

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. 

None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." 

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end. 

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" 

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. 

"What's going on here?" asked the doctor. 

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" 

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."

 

:bigrofl:  :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:

If that happened i bet she lost her job..

 

If i was a arse to a nurse i would expect that and just "take it"..


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Posted April 20, 2013 - 10:09 PM

LMAO, and no carnation involved...



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Posted April 20, 2013 - 10:22 PM

LMAO, and no carnation involved...

more likely a fire cracker  :wallbanging:


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Posted April 20, 2013 - 10:29 PM

more likely a fire cracker  :wallbanging:

Maybe a lavender candle?!?!!?

 

Gotta spruce the place up somehow!!


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Posted April 20, 2013 - 11:43 PM

:rolling: :rolling: :bigrofl: :bigrofl: :bigrofl:



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Posted April 21, 2013 - 12:00 AM

Anyone remember Benny Hill playing the painter mistaken for a Doctor ?   Poor girl!



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Posted April 21, 2013 - 08:49 AM

Maybe a lavender candle?!?!!?

 

Gotta spruce the place up somehow!!

That could cause a explosion... back venting...


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