NEW PRODUCT FROM SHODDY INDUSTRIES!
Friends, are you suffering from slow stream? Having trouble when "filling 'er up"? Are you hearing, "Will you hurry up there!"? Well, Shoddy Industries has a break through product for you!
It's our new "CARB Can CURE"! You will love hearing your fuel gushing into your machine's tank! No more straining to hold up your can for endless minutes! No more "3 hands to operate a foolish CARB fuel can nozzle"! Turn that slow sissy "tiny bubbles" CARB nozzle into a manly flow of pure filling 'er up bliss!
No, we don't supply the units, only the E-Z to follow photograpic selfexplanatory instructional graphic! When done filling, cover your can opening (fuel can opening) with a piece of 4 or 6mil plastic sheet, add ring from old outmoded nozzle and like they say in England, "Bob's yer uncle!" And Ladies, you too will benefit from "CARB Can CURE" right along with the guys!
So order today! You all know what the price is AND you know how much shipping is too, so order today and enjoy!
(This offer not available in "Blue States" or Washington, DC, you folks can just suffer!)