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#1 HydroHarold OFFLINE  

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Posted April 13, 2013 - 10:46 PM

NEW PRODUCT FROM SHODDY INDUSTRIES!

 

Friends, are you suffering from slow stream? Having trouble when "filling 'er up"? Are you hearing, "Will you hurry up there!"? Well, Shoddy Industries has a break through product for you!

 

It's our new "CARB Can CURE"! You will love hearing your fuel gushing into your machine's tank! No more straining to hold up your can for endless minutes! No more "3 hands to operate a foolish CARB fuel can nozzle"! Turn that slow sissy "tiny bubbles" CARB nozzle into a manly flow of pure filling 'er up bliss!

 

No, we don't supply the units, only the E-Z to follow photograpic selfexplanatory instructional graphic! When done filling, cover your can opening (fuel can opening) with a piece of 4 or 6mil plastic sheet, add ring from old outmoded nozzle and like they say in England, "Bob's yer uncle!" And Ladies, you too will benefit from "CARB Can CURE" right along with the guys!

 

So order today! You all know what the price is AND you know how much shipping is too, so order today and enjoy!

 

(This offer not available in "Blue States" or Washington, DC, you folks can just suffer!)

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Posted April 13, 2013 - 11:08 PM

Can we order it on line?



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Posted April 14, 2013 - 01:49 AM

Whew Harold, professional - must have been a long development time! :rocker2:

 

Joking aside: simple and good :thumbs:



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Posted April 14, 2013 - 02:06 AM

NEW PRODUCT FROM SHODDY INDUSTRIES!

 

Friends, are you suffering from slow stream? Having trouble when "filling 'er up"? Are you hearing, "Will you hurry up there!"? Well, Shoddy Industries has a break through product for you!

 

Sounds to me you have a cure for other problems also..  :thumbs:



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Posted April 14, 2013 - 06:45 AM

Good solution to a problem that should have never been created in the first place,think of all the good cans that have been pitched because those stupid gov't mandated nozzles have broke,talk about enviro unfriendly!


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Posted April 14, 2013 - 07:35 AM

Time to fix the "gas can graveyard"

 

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Posted April 15, 2013 - 12:54 AM

Sounds to me you have a cure for other problems also..  :thumbs:

 

Yes, we're rolling out some very nice 100% safe "herbal" products next year (IF the frost don't get 'em.)

 

Good solution to a problem that should have never been created in the first place,think of all the good cans that have been pitched because those stupid gov't mandated nozzles have broke,talk about enviro unfriendly!

 

Too many people today are getting paid big taxpayer dollars to think up stupid stuff which will replace perfectly good stuff that are used stupidly by mindless dummies... which then file law suits when they attain their inevitable silly result.  I suspect a lawyer behind all these going's on!:D

 

Time to fix the "gas can graveyard"

 

Ben W.

 

It's a simple pipe repair "bandaid" you can find in most hardware stores.  The choice of elbow fitting it up to the consumer.  The showy chrome one on my prototype is the leftover end of the exhaust extension on my JD GX Kawi. :D



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Posted April 15, 2013 - 07:07 AM

Sounds to me you have a cure for other problems also..  :thumbs:

I've heard rumors that Shoddy Industries is a front organization that raises funds for various break away Anglo groups in Quebec. Very sinister!!!


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Posted April 17, 2013 - 10:37 PM

I've heard rumors that Shoddy Industries is a front organization that raises funds for various break away Anglo groups in Quebec. Very sinister!!!

 

"Quebec"?  Oh yeah, that funny talking place north of New York...  Nothing sinister going on with Shoddy Industries.  Nefarious maybe, but not sinister.

 

After learning about the sinister nature of galvanized cans and diesel fuel just a little too late... my 2 "No Spill Jill" cans arrived today...  "Live and Learn" which equates to "Spend and have Buyer's Remorse"!  What am I bid for 3 brand new unused Justrite diesel cans that I won't be using?  I always seem to be "one tooth off" in the timing or learning department. :D


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