Great way to start the week, I rear-ended a car this morning.
So we pull over to the side of the road to exchange papers, I get out looking at damage and see
the other driver getting out of his car, and you know how you just get so stressed and life seems to
get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it.. he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"...
That's when the fight started,