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#1 John@Reliable OFFLINE  

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Posted April 08, 2013 - 02:48 PM

Great way to start the week, I rear-ended a car this morning. 

So we pull over to the side of the road to exchange papers, I get out looking at damage and see

the other driver getting out of his car, and you know how you just get so stressed and life seems to
 get funny?  Well, I could NOT believe it.. he was a DWARF!

 

 He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

 

 So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"...

 

That's when the fight started, :D :bigrofl:


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Posted April 08, 2013 - 02:50 PM

Figures !! Try picking on someone your own size there tough guy !!

Edited by NJKen, April 08, 2013 - 02:51 PM.

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Posted April 08, 2013 - 03:06 PM

Y0u should've asked him if he wanted to go bowling. 



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Posted April 08, 2013 - 03:12 PM

:rolling: I got it, one of the dwarfs from snow white :rolling: Oh yur just not PC :thumbs:



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Posted April 08, 2013 - 04:13 PM

John, I am going to sit here and believe that you didn't actually do that !! :D



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Posted April 08, 2013 - 04:26 PM

John, I am going to sit here and believe that you didn't actually do that !! :D

Belated April fools day joke :D


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Posted April 08, 2013 - 04:44 PM

Oldie, but a goodie



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Posted April 08, 2013 - 04:50 PM

Maybe this could be the first recorded air bag joke .



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Posted April 08, 2013 - 05:13 PM

I have heard it before, but it was still funny....I'm afraid I would have had to say, "Then you must be Dopey"!



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Posted April 08, 2013 - 05:15 PM

You had me going for a minute.  But I came out of the nosedive.

 

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Posted April 08, 2013 - 05:33 PM

It was hard to know if you were joking. It's just possible.



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Posted April 08, 2013 - 05:53 PM

Yea you had me for a minute as well.  Picture a dwarf like the one who used to play parts like an insurance adjuster and a lawyer on OverHauling got out his car you had just rear-ended?   He was pretty tough!  I could just picture him hitting you where it would hurt the most and as you drop to your knees he would say "now that we are eye to eye...."   :bigrofl:  :bigrofl:


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Posted April 08, 2013 - 07:02 PM

Maybe this could be the first recorded air bag joke .

The best air bag joke is my ex...  :smilewink:  :poke:  hope she enjoyed free schooling and the one way ticket to london england..  :wave:  dont let the door hit ya.. 



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Posted April 08, 2013 - 07:03 PM

Figures !! Try picking on someone your own size there tough guy !!

maybe he is...



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Posted April 08, 2013 - 07:39 PM

The best air bag joke is my ex...  :smilewink:  :poke:  hope she enjoyed free schooling and the one way ticket to london england..  :wave:  dont let the door hit ya.. 

Ooooooh! That's harsh!!!  Don't let it change yuh from being a puppy dog.






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