*** I know a couple might be questionable, I hope no1 is offended by any of these.
Morning Humor 4/6/13
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 05:46 AM
Good morning everyone. Hope the weekend is fulla great times for everyone, (by great times I mean involving tractors of course...lol). Here's to good weather for all of us and great health!!.....
*** I know a couple might be questionable, I hope no1 is offended by any of these.
*** I know a couple might be questionable, I hope no1 is offended by any of these.
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 06:22 AM
our cops (we call them "Bullen" or "Bullerei") don't agree, too!!!
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 06:59 AM
If I call a cop 'bullerei' I'll get slammed in jail so fast that .....
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 07:08 AM
The squirrel and nut routine works for Letterman every time . He should know about squirrels and nuts.
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 07:42 AM
all of these went straight to my face book
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 08:27 AM
i think most of them caem from facebook lol thanks again for a few good laughs to help start the day
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 08:48 AM
The "I think we are parked" one is NJKen and JS5020.. 
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 09:21 AM
The "I think we are parked" one is NJKen and JS5020..
How many times do you think JS has used this one?
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 03:09 PM
lol cat js
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 04:08 PM
If I call a cop 'bullerei' I'll get slammed in jail so fast that .....
what do they do when you call them cops? is it accepted?
here the two b-words are also a 'defamation of a civil servant on duty' - and, this guys only do their hard profession. sometimes they laugh and sometimes they kick you in your a$$
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 05:51 PM
Cop is okay. Pig is not!
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 06:51 PM
My favorite question whenever an old stoner kicks off - I wonder if he knows his body has assumed room temperature yet ??
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 11:45 PM
Man, I just love marshmallow humor!
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Posted April 07, 2013 - 12:28 AM
Man, I just love marshmallow humor!
Oh boy, you've gone soft........ 
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Posted April 07, 2013 - 12:51 PM
Oh boy, you've gone soft........
Sadly, that is true for the most part... But there's still an occasional trip to the ER for one of those "6 hour emergencies"!
