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#1 Farmlife OFFLINE  

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Posted April 06, 2013 - 05:46 AM

Good morning everyone. Hope the weekend is fulla great times for everyone, (by great times I mean involving tractors of course...lol). Here's to good weather for all of us and great health!!..... :beerchug:
*** I know a couple might be questionable, I hope no1 is offended by any of these.
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Posted April 06, 2013 - 06:22 AM

post-12309-0-03561800-1365245116_thumb.p   our cops (we call them "Bullen" or "Bullerei") don't agree, too!!!


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 06:59 AM

If I call a cop 'bullerei' I'll get slammed in jail so fast that .....


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 07:08 AM

The squirrel and nut routine works for Letterman every time . He should know about squirrels and nuts.


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 07:42 AM

all of these went straight to my face book


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 08:27 AM

i think most of them caem from facebook lol thanks again for a few good laughs to help start the day


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 08:48 AM

The "I think we are parked" one is NJKen and JS5020..  :poke:  :smilewink:  :smilewink:


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 09:21 AM

The "I think we are parked" one is NJKen and JS5020..  :poke:  :smilewink:  :smilewink:

 

How many times do you think JS has used this one?

 


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 03:09 PM

lol cat   :poke:  js


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 04:08 PM

If I call a cop 'bullerei' I'll get slammed in jail so fast that .....

 

what do they do when you call them cops? is it accepted?

 

here the two b-words are also a 'defamation of a civil servant on duty' - and, this guys only do their hard profession. sometimes they laugh and sometimes they kick you in your a$$


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 05:51 PM

Cop is okay. Pig is not!


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 06:51 PM

My favorite question whenever an old stoner kicks off  -   I wonder if he knows his body has assumed room temperature yet ??


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Posted April 06, 2013 - 11:45 PM

Man, I just love marshmallow humor!:D


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Posted April 07, 2013 - 12:28 AM

Man, I just love marshmallow humor! :D

 

Oh boy, you've gone soft........ :wallbanging:


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Posted April 07, 2013 - 12:51 PM

Oh boy, you've gone soft........ :wallbanging:

 

Sadly, that is true for the most part...  But there's still an occasional trip to the ER for one of those "6 hour emergencies"! :D






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