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#1 NUTNDUN OFFLINE  

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Posted October 01, 2010 - 02:08 PM

I got this email from my dad today, thought it was pretty good.


A doctor from Israel says, "In Israel the medicine is so
advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man,
and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments, "That's nothing, in Germany we
take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's
head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says, "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half
of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately, "That's nothing my
colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now.......the whole country is looking for work."


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Posted October 01, 2010 - 02:21 PM

:bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::laughingteeth::laughingteeth::laughingteeth::laughingteeth:

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Posted October 01, 2010 - 04:54 PM

Trouble is, that's too true!!!! :(:(:(:(:(

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Posted October 01, 2010 - 05:15 PM

:bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::laughingteeth::laughingteeth::laughingteeth::laughingteeth:


It's hard to be distraught about where we're being led when you're laughing out loud. November 2nd isn't close enough.

Too true & funny - thanks!

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Posted October 01, 2010 - 08:31 PM

Trouble is, that's too true!!!! :(:(:(:(:(


:ditto: :ditto:..............

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Posted October 01, 2010 - 08:48 PM

:bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl:

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Posted October 01, 2010 - 10:07 PM

George, George, George,
:bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl::bigrofl:
Man Ain't that the truth.




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