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[bh115577]

Boss man said to keep it clean so you'll have to use your imagination a bit. Sorry if these are too much.

 

BFH = big ??????? hammer

 

As in, I just smashed my hand with the BFH.

 

I regularly find parts in the shops with the following label on them.

 

NFG = no ??????? good

[backwoods]

dfw -dont ?????with______ you fill in the blank (learned it in school)  lol

[JRJ]

Are yo sure you want you other half to read this????

 

 

Dick

[JDBrian]

PO - previous owner - Not to be confused with PO'd. Although you could easily be PO'd at a PO!

[mrmacmower]

PTO - power take off

[powerking56]

From the parts dept.

 

OE - Original equipment

NORS - New old replacement stock

RE - Reproduction

RP - Replacement part not OE  [see above]

DISC. -  Discontinued, no longer available

OEM - Original equipment Manufacturer

[HydroHarold]

C.I.D.,  "Cramp Inducing Discomfort"  A number rating given to an engine that won't start... even on ether.  The larger the C.I.D. number, the bigger the PIA rating.

[New.Canadian.DB.Owner]

If you are going to work on older stuff, you'll need to get used to this one:  NLA.  No Longer Available.  

[LTD]

TDC=Top dead center

BDC=Bottom dead center

CC=Cub Cadet

IH=International Harvester

[CRFarnsworth]

IMHO=In my humble opinion

IRWIPI=It ran when I parked it

[JRJ]

Here is a list I started, if you have any others let me know and I will enter them.

 

 

4WD = Four wheel drive

AWS = All wheel steering

AG = Agricutlural

ACR = Automatic compression release

BBC = Blade brake control

BFH = Big F%$# hamer

BTDC = Before top dead center

CC = Cub cadet

DEFCON1 = Divorced is emminent

DEFCON2 = Tractor or Accessory purchase was major, but a suitable purchase is in the works for the wife.

DEFCON3 = Wife is suspicious and is nosing around in places looking formy "New" purchases.

DEFCON4 = Wife is asking "questions" not normal to everyday activities.

DEFCON5 = Normal situation, wife is completely unaware of any activities

DISC = Discontinued

FEL = Front End loader

Ft-lbs = Foot pounds of torque

FWD = Four wheel drive

FWIF = For what it's worth

FYI = For your information

GT = Garden tractor

HD = Heavy duty or Home depot

HDAP = Heavy duty, all purpose (tires)

HFWD = Hydraulic full-time 4-wheel drive

HSIS = Holy $#@* it started

IDGAF = Umm, you figure that one, please

IDK = I kon't know

IIRC = If I recall correctly

IH =  International Harvester

IMO = In my opinion

IN-lbs = Inch pounds of torque

IRWIPI = It ran when I parked it

HFT = Harbor freight tools

JD = John Deere

LT = Lawn tractor

LOL = Laugh out loud

MFWD = Mechanical four wheel drive

MMM = Mid mount mower

MMTB = More money than brains

MTF = My tractor forum

NAB  = Need another beer

NFG = No &^%$# good

NLA = No longer availble

NOS = New old stock

OE = Original equiptment

OSIBI = Oh $%#&, I broke it

PITA = Pain in the 'arse'

PHD = Post hole digger

PK = Power King

PO = Previous owner

PTO = Power take off

RER = Rear engine rider

RIO = Reverse implement option

SNAFU = Situation normal, all fu%$#@ up

SP = Self propelled

SWMBO =  She who must be obeyed

TDC = Top dead center

TPH = Three point hitch

TSC = Tractor supply co

WOT = Wide open throttle

WTB = Wanted to buy

 

If anyone has any they would like added let me know and I will enter them so we have a completer list to copy (print).

 

Dick

Edited by JRJ, March 03, 2013 - 03:19 PM.

[UncleWillie]

BMB- bring me beer

[Michiganmobileman]

FUBAR Fouled up beyond all repair. That's the PG version.

I can now sleep tonight.

Me too!

[JRJ]

How about BMB = Bring more beer.

 

 

Dick

[Amigatec]

Hummmm.....you forgot DB=David Bradley