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#1 larrybl ONLINE  

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Posted February 24, 2013 - 01:36 PM

THIS MAY BE A "Little" DIFFICULT FOR ALL WHO ARE OVER 60 .THOSE YOUNGER THAN THIS WILL HAVE NO HOPE AT ALL.


 





DEMENTIA QUIZ

FIRST QUESTION:
YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?





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ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?





SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL DOWN)




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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU? 

THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.
 

TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?



SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....




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DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT? 

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE...




FOURTH QUESTION: 
MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 

1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.. NONO, AND ??? 
2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER? 



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Answer: DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!





OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:



A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING
THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





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Answer: IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE
YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!



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PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

 


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Posted February 24, 2013 - 01:56 PM

Hahahaha that was great! thanks Larry :D


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Posted February 24, 2013 - 02:05 PM

That was EZ.  I think???

 

Thanks Larry


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Posted February 24, 2013 - 03:32 PM

After TRYING to read that via forum runner, my mind has become very demented. Here are some screen shots of how I'm seeing it.

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Posted February 24, 2013 - 03:38 PM

Sorry Ken, I pasted this from an email my Uncle sent me. :wallbanging:  Didn't relize it had all that junk imbedded.


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Posted February 24, 2013 - 03:39 PM

Sorry Ken, I pasted this from an email my Uncle sent me. :wallbanging:  Didn't relize it had all that junk imbedded.

Not from your end Larry. There is a problem with Forum Runner that George has been working on getting resolved.


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Posted February 24, 2013 - 05:58 PM

I got them all. What do I win.


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Posted February 24, 2013 - 06:22 PM

Well the question about passing the last person has another answer, they just got lapped.
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Posted February 24, 2013 - 06:35 PM

the only thing i can add up a gt's an i did quiet well today lol


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Posted February 24, 2013 - 06:40 PM

Well the question about passing the last person has another answer, they just got lapped.

I agree. That is what I said. The quiz is wrong.


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Posted February 24, 2013 - 07:31 PM

<p>I got them all. What do I win.</p>


You'll get nothing and like it !!

Name that movie ?
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Posted February 24, 2013 - 07:45 PM

You'll get nothing and like it !!

Name that movie ?

That would be judge smaells  (sp?) from Caddyshack talking to the kid at the food stand.  My wife and I say that to each other all the time when our kid is asking for a new toy or whatnot.  We will look at each other and say that line.


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Posted February 25, 2013 - 10:27 AM

The math question is wrong also. The first step is to "take 1000" which starts you off with negative 1000 .....

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Posted February 25, 2013 - 11:56 AM

The math question is wrong also. The first step is to "take 1000" which starts you off with negative 1000 .....


The dementia is strong with this one.




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