Posted February 23, 2013 - 01:10 AM
Soon to be an Olympic Game!
Posted February 23, 2013 - 01:12 AM
The piano went down real fast!
Posted February 23, 2013 - 02:46 AM
gliding will be easier when you use water on the shoot
Edited by jd.rasentrac, February 23, 2013 - 05:59 AM.
Posted February 23, 2013 - 06:25 AM
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Posted February 23, 2013 - 06:44 AM
Father: I blow 5 grand for the latest super safe high tech play area in the back yard and they choose a card board box!
Posted February 23, 2013 - 08:49 AM
just remember kids not a word about this when mom gets home!
Posted February 23, 2013 - 09:09 AM
"Are you sure I won't get a carpet burn on my butt?"
Posted February 23, 2013 - 09:17 AM
You removed all the staples didn't you dad.....Dad!
Posted February 23, 2013 - 10:13 AM
When the housing market crashed, Ralph was glad he had upgraded to the emergency exit ramps.
Posted February 23, 2013 - 12:19 PM
Everything old is new again. The box was always more fun than the toy.
Posted February 23, 2013 - 06:13 PM
Edited by gtcsreg, February 23, 2013 - 06:13 PM.
Posted February 24, 2013 - 12:53 AM
Where the heck are these kids parents, didn't they read the warning lable on the box?
"Not a toy! Use is limited to product protection. Small children could suffocate wearing a plastic bag on their head while using this carton for a slide."
They'll probably be suing the box company first thing tomorrow morning.