23 replies to this topic

[Arti]

Don't forget tomorrow is V D Day or you will be in the dog house.

 

My wife just called me.

She said, Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.

I said, That's probably why they've received flowers.

 

And then she hung up on me ..???

[KennyP]

[Amigatec]

Well I told my wife would have to buy 2 boxes of chocolates, 1 for each hip. I better kick the dog out of her house.

[MH81]

Thanks, I needed that.

[JRJ]

Are you looking for a place to stay tonight Arti ??

 

Dick

[1978murray]

[Amigatec]

I have a place to stay, out back. The dog can have the bed.

[Gtractor]

I was gonna get the MRS. some flowers but the cockleburs are not in season. 

Edited by Gtractor, February 14, 2013 - 07:35 AM.

[916 hydro]

last year i got my wife a used mitre saw and a 30 pack of hamms beer and she got me a new purse so it worked out quite well

[MH81]

We decided to forego the dying flowers and stuff we didnt need and just pay a bill.

The lights are on again? Oh, Honey... I love you so much...

[KC9KAS]

Got my wife a new "HAM" radio....a cute little hand-held model....SAhe knew she was getting it.

I also got her an arrangement of silk flowers....She kills the live one, but never killed any of the silk ones!

[KC9KAS]

Oh....Just remembered...wife told me once that "jewelry prevents head-aches".

[DougT]

Don't forget tomorrow is V D Day

Sounds serious! Should we see a doctor?

[skyrydr2]

I'm Leavin work in a minute and headin straight to CVS to get her something .... I dont like the dog house, it too small LOL

[Gary400]

oh i cant stop laughing .