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The Four Worst Words To Hear From Your Wife


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Poll: Take my wife.... (44 member(s) have cast votes)

So what do you guys think I should do about this unauthorized tractor hijacking??

  1. Keep Her and reward her for this behavior (31 votes [67.39%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 67.39%

  2. Trade her in for a less aggressive model (Kathy, not the tractor) (2 votes [4.35%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 4.35%

  3. Clone her and sell the clones, I could be rich (6 votes [13.04%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 13.04%

  4. Quit wasting your time with this silly poll! (7 votes [15.22%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 15.22%

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#1 Michiganmobileman OFFLINE  

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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:31 PM

I used the tractor

 

Kathy finished plowing the drive and around the house with the AC 919H on Monday when she stayed home from work.  We had enough snow and a little coating of ice so I plowed out to the road before I left for work.  Got home, went inside, piddled with the fireplace, sat down for a bit, then she said those four words.  I noticed it was all cleared out when I came home but just didnt click right away that it wasnt from me.

 

So what do you guys think I should do about this unauthorized tractor hijacking??


Edited by Michiganmobileman, January 30, 2013 - 08:32 PM.

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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:37 PM

Is the tractor back in the building in one piece or is it in the lake???


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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:40 PM

This should be interesting lol. I know some people treat there Tractors as prized possessions and wouldn't want anyone besides them selves on the Tractor. 

 

But for me I am torn between number 1 and 3, See I think (IMO) she did a good thing and should be rewarded. But... at the same time I would be greedy and want one for myself also. :D So let me know when the clones are ready :worshippy1: :bigrofl:


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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:40 PM

When I saw this thread title I got nervous.  Figured maybe the wife came home early and yelled "hey honey,  I'm home!" and the girlfriend hadn't left yet.   I hate when that happens!  :shoot2:


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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:40 PM

Is the tractor back in the building in one piece or is it in the lake???

Parked outside with the seat flipped up even!  No room in the garage cause the grader is hogging up the space right now.

 

She did however almost drive the Ford LGT 145 we used to have into the lake.  If the mowing deck would not have caught on the dock it would have went in.  She hit the drive foot pedal instead of the brake, OOPS!!



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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:41 PM

:rolling:  :rolling:

 

Maybe you could add another option.

 

 

Quickly run out and buy 7 or 8 more GTs, while she has that GT feeling.


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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:46 PM

Chris, your up for clone # 1.

 

Kris, that sounds almost tempting.

 

Will, we have the official "# of Tractors  =  # of Musical Instruments" ratio agreement, violation of this agreement could possibly lead to the other four words you dont want to hear from your wife.  Well usually anyway.



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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:48 PM

Reward her with a GT of her own and make sure it has all the attachments needed for the work around the house!! :thumbs:

 

 

 

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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:55 PM

if mine could figure out how to start me cub and find a gear id let her plow just so i could relax for a change when it snowed


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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:57 PM

Just you be thankful she didn't say "My mothers moving in"

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Posted January 30, 2013 - 08:58 PM

WAIT!!!   did she push all the gravel over into the grass?   :wallbanging:



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Posted January 30, 2013 - 09:01 PM

Just you be thankful she didn't say "My mothers moving in"

There is always the camper for back up, but I do think it would be me in there not her.

 

WAIT!!!   did she push all the gravel over into the grass?   :wallbanging:

OHHHHH good question.  I didnt think about that.  Even if she didnt though, guess who I get to blame in the spring :rolling:


Edited by Michiganmobileman, January 30, 2013 - 09:03 PM.


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Posted January 30, 2013 - 09:07 PM

Keep them both! Good women,and good tractors should be kept!


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Posted January 30, 2013 - 09:07 PM

Say "thanks Dear" and let her buy her own g.t. ----  with a little guidance of course!


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Posted January 30, 2013 - 09:10 PM

I can't even get mine to drive one...

Forgive her, tell her how nice it is that she wants to take some of the load off you so you can go buy more tractors.
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