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#31 Team_Green OFFLINE  

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Posted November 15, 2012 - 10:21 AM

video games!!! 2/3 of the video games out now are somehow zombie related.....


Just look at kids these days.. you want to see zombies.. I mean go to the local high school.. glazed look on most of em.. I know back in the day when i was in school we were not so slack.. Very few pedal bikes at any school any more.. everyone is to busy staring into the screen of their dumb phone...
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Posted November 15, 2012 - 10:33 AM

I was suprised to find this game zombie.png
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Posted November 15, 2012 - 06:14 PM

So, your playing video games and then you decide to bite people???
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Posted November 15, 2012 - 09:41 PM

I've found a number of interesting zombie fighting strategies and survival info by watching the movie shaun of the dead. This movie covers everything from improvised weapons to how to blend in with the zombies if needed.....and no I'm not being serious but it is a good funny movie.
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Posted November 16, 2012 - 12:30 AM

no I'm not being serious


I'm thinking you would have to change a LOT to be serious about that.... :smilewink:

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Posted November 16, 2012 - 01:20 AM

What if zombies aren't really the messy dead looking unstoppable staggerers as portrayed in the movies...? What if that's just a zombie ruse, a misdirection, a form of hypnotic mind control and zombies really look like Alec Baldwin, Wolf Blitzer or Oprah? If we begin blasting things that appear to be rotten fleshed and teetery human brain eating entities and the real suit wearing executive looking types are the true enemies, real zombies will have free reign to do their ugly deeds unhindered.

I'm calling for a moritorium (I always wanted to call for one of those!) on the "War On Zombies" until we find out who the real enemy is. It could very well turn out that the less fortunate who physically appear like unpleasant movie zombies are simply a minority group of some yet unknown kind searching for a piece of The American Dream and don't really know how to go about it. If we could just put them on welfare, give them free medical and food stamps I just know they could become members of this "Great Society" and all this killing talk would be put to rest!

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Posted November 16, 2012 - 07:51 AM

I'm suspecting there may even be Zombie Tractors!!! You know the ones. They look like a rolling wreck, but for some unknown reason they refuse to die. They just keep putting along. Maybe you even have one!
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Posted November 16, 2012 - 12:24 PM

I'm suspecting there may even be Zombie Tractors!!! You know the ones. They look like a rolling wreck, but for some unknown reason they refuse to die. They just keep putting along. Maybe you even have one!


One of our members, MH81, owns one of those.

It was the winner of the November 2011 "Ugly Tractor Contest"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FtjlvFEChzE

Edited by OldBuzzard, November 16, 2012 - 12:24 PM.

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Posted November 16, 2012 - 02:12 PM

semething to strive for...

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Posted November 16, 2012 - 03:44 PM

Two Step don't store your ammo in the mags. The springs will get weak with time. The original 20 round mags we could only put 18 in or they'd miss feed towards the bottom of the mag. Its best to store the ammo in ammo cans and have a few partly filled mags for immediate use. I had 6 different M-16A1s in the Army and they were reliable and tack drivers. You should have a couple of 30-06, 308, and 30-30 s too.

Edited by boyscout862, November 16, 2012 - 03:48 PM.

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Posted November 16, 2012 - 05:16 PM

If there ever was a true "zombie tractor" it was a Gravely L! Misshapen, ugly, loud, sometimes ill tempered, couldn't kill 'em and could attack humans at a moment's notice! Call me a true Zombie Tractor Lover!:D
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Posted November 16, 2012 - 05:34 PM

If there ever was a true "zombie tractor" it was a Gravely L! Misshapen, ugly, loud, sometimes ill tempered, couldn't kill 'em and could attack humans at a moment's notice! Call me a true Zombie Tractor Lover! :D

As you are bolting on the attachments, they seem more like a "Franken Tractor"

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Posted November 17, 2012 - 12:03 AM

As you are bolting on the attachments, they seem more like a "Franken Tractor"


"Egor, be careful timing that magneto... EGOR, now don't touch the.....! "CA-RACK" And you WILL be more careful next time, won't you!!!":D
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Posted November 17, 2012 - 12:44 AM

Two Step don't store your ammo in the mags. The springs will get weak with time. The original 20 round mags we could only put 18 in or they'd miss feed towards the bottom of the mag. Its best to store the ammo in ammo cans and have a few partly filled mags for immediate use. I had 6 different M-16A1s in the Army and they were reliable and tack drivers. You should have a couple of 30-06, 308, and 30-30 s too.


lol, thanks for the advice, I've wondered exactly why the person that took that pic had so many full mag's! I do store my ammo in surplus cans. And I actually don't even own a black rifle. Had a AR-15 for a short time but realized that the I liked pretty walnut stocks better so I traded it for a Browning .22-250 Medallion. I think that along with my .30-06, .22's, 12 ga's and a couple of common caliber pistols should do me.
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Posted November 17, 2012 - 12:44 AM

One of our members, MH81, owns one of those.

It was the winner of the November 2011 "Ugly Tractor Contest"


It is funny how my simple gesture to save a tractor from destruction can allow it to come back to life and be a winner. And then I come to find out... I saved a ZOMBIE!!! What are the chances?? lol




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